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Remember Harry Anderson from the TV show Night Court? He was big into magic, and marketed this fine-looking stage blood. details

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For the unbeliever on your list. Or if you are not into any religion yourself, this sixteen-inch high stocking shows everyone that you too would like some presents as long as they're being doled out. details

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Based on the 1965 VW Camper Van, and pretty close to life size. This YouTube video shows how to set it up and what it looks like on the inside, although the video's music is not as groovy as we would have expected. details

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Punk rock is so over—in fact, it was in 1978. details

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Opens bottles and stores 8 GB of data. You'll truly be ready for anything. details

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How to make lucha libre cookies: punch out the cookie and stamp on the face with this muy fantastico kit, then use different colored frostings to color each one. We suggest that you listen to Los Straitjackets while doing so. details

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About the scariest single Elvis item we've seen. The costume face actually goes over your chest, and your head goes in the giant hair thing, which we assume has eye holes. details

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Bite down on these fake teeth and the "mouth piece flashes in a rainbow of colors." details

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Your cat can be a unicat! You'd think that cats would hate this, but it says "CATS LOVE IT!" right on the box. details

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There's always room for Jello! We like to add little pieces of fruit when we use it. details

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Drink your hot drinks scientifically. details

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Each is seven inches across. We're talking giant googly eyes. Anything will look more interesting, especially things that move around, because they'll make the eyes google. details

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Compilation from the series that included "Strange Stories for Strange Kids." Edited by Art Spiegelman, featuring Maurice Sendak, Jules Feiffer, David Sedaris, and more. Get it for your favorite strange kid. details

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Two glow-in-the-dark guns per order send infrared signals to each other to light up a light on the other gun. When all your little lights are lit, you lost the game. details

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Hendrix on "Voodoo Chile"! Clapton on "White Room!" This is it—the original Crybaby Wah Wah pedal. details

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It's like we always say, "Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare." OK, we never say that. Did you know that this cult was only founded in 1966? Not so old after all. Includes latex headpiece with pony tail attached. One more thing: be real careful if you wear this to the airport. details

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Creepy masks are usually more of a Halloween thing, but this is ideal for Thanksgiving, or even Christmas. Vendor says "Realistic coloring and detail," so you know it's great! details

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This isn't some Colorforms set of characters from a TV show, like many of us had as kids, but a reproduction of the original 1951 Colorforms. Make Russian Constructivist artwork without even trying! details

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Lights up the water coming out of the faucet, with the color changing to show the temperature of the water. details

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If you've ever played Tetris, then watching how the digits appear on the little animated picture here will tell you all you need to know about this excellent clock. Also see this video. Three AA batteries included. details

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What to do when they come for you. details

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