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Cool watches, strange watches, weird watches. And clocks.

Backwards clock image

In Cher's words, "If I could turn back time..." Now she can! details

Dali melting clock image

This working clock is 12" across, sturdy, and melting. Hello Dali! details

USB memory watch image

A sleek, lightweight watch with a USB connection to 2 GB of storage. details

Whatever clock image

What time is it? Whatever. details

Time Flies novelty clock image

It doesn't even work, but it will look cool flying around the room. details

"Will Return" clock image

A six-inch high working clock. You could set it five minutes fast when you're away and really play with people's heads. Requires one AA battery. details

Infinity Optics Watch image

"Combines built-in black light illumination with a mysterious infinity mirror for a truly magical effect." details

Wi-Fi detecting watch image

Press the wi-fi button and it tells you the strength of the nearest wi-fi signal. details

Universal Remote Control watch image

Takes 30 seconds to set up! details

Video watch with OLED screen image

The future has arrived. Store four hours of video via a USB port and watch it on the crisp color display. details

70s LED watch image

LED, as in "Light Emitting Diode," not LCD (Liquid Crystal Display)—the numbers glow, like with your alarm clock. Roger Moore wore one in "Live and Let Die," and you can too. Available in chrome or gun metal finish. details

White band/white bubble face Elite iced out watch image

"...with mad bling and 3 faux chronographs and big pimp numbers." Also available with a red band. details

Iced Out Silver Bubble Face Dark Dials Metal Band Mens Watch image

You'll need shades just to see what time it is! details

Ring Watch image

Ring as digital watch. Several on the same hand would look really cool, and still cost less than a low-end Swatch. details