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Vendor sez "protect your neck from the cold this season." Get it? This actually is pretty cool. details

Requires some high-school level math to get the joke. Available in men's and women's sizes. details

And if you're not on a boat, it's ironic! Available in men's and women's sizes and as a hoodie. details

We have no idea what the Japanese writing above and below the Batman log says, but with the wise saying in red underneath, it makes a powerful combination. details

Glowing lines on the shirt change color to show how strong the local wi-fi signal is. details

See, and it doesn't actually say "Anonymous" on it, but the right people will figure it out. details

The wisdom of the East, now available as an ironic T-shirt. Available in men's and women's sizes. details

About the scariest single Elvis item we've seen. The costume face actually goes over your chest, and your head goes in the giant hair thing, which we assume has eye holes. details

What an athlete! Available in men's and women's sizes. details

Good for Easter, or maybe not. Available in men's and women's sizes. details

These amazing slippers have built-in weight and light sensors that turn on lights as you walk around in the dark. No more bumping into stuff in the middle of the night. Get them for the whole family, then pose for group shots with them. details

Instead of Dr. Dre, it could be anything. Imagine the possibilities. details

Or.... is it? Available in men's and women's sizes. details

Makes it clear that you've been busy. Bloody busy. details

You don't get to start work on pottery until you are a black belt. Available in men's, women's, and kid's sizes. And hoodies! details

Put this on, walk down the street, and people will know that you are special. Latex with faux fur mane, Fits most adult heads. Pink fuzzy vest thing not included, which is probably just as well. details

Fake fur, but still, the most luxurious apron you've ever seen. details

Available in men's, women's, and kid's sizes. And hoodies! details

Who played Gretsch drums? Elvin Jones, Philly Joe Jones, Art Blakey, Charlie Watts, Mikey Dolenz, the Linkin Park guy... details

Available in men's, women's, and kids' sizes—and as a hoodie! details

After exposure to an ultraviolet black light, these sneakers glow in the dark. Would look very cool with an all-black outfit. details

Other DJs have T-shirts with animated EQ, but you go one better: a T-shirt with a DJ with a T-shirt with animated EQ. The changing display actually does react to music around it. Requires 4 AAA batteries, as you might imagine. (Not included.) details

This shirt, available in a choice of sizes, speaks for itself, but we will add that YouTube has an excellent compilation of Yvonne Craig Batgirl clips. details

Popular in Somalia. Available in men's and women's sizes. details

Available in men's and women's sizes. details

The enternal struggle between rock, paper, and scissors comes to a stalemate. Available in men's, women's, and kid's sizes. And hoodies! details

Classic amps, weird guitars (like that teardrop thing Brian Jones had) and now a T-shirt! details

Basically, you'll look like some one from TRON, even to someone who isn't trippin' balls. details

It's like we always say, "Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare." OK, we never say that. Did you know that this cult was only founded in 1966? Not so old after all. Includes latex headpiece with pony tail attached. One more thing: be real careful if you wear this to the airport. details

An excellent pun on the old Tom Selleck show with its rocking yet danceable theme song and the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. Available in men's and women's sizes. details

Available in men's, women's, and kid's sizes. And hoodies! details

Tap the drums on the shirt's picture and hear them. Lay down a fat beat. Need proof? Watch the video. Also available in kid's sizes. details

Baby Marcel crawls toward his Bicycle Wheel readymade with a manic smile. Probably just as well that the shirt designer didn't go with the R. Mutt "Fountain." details