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These amazing slippers have built-in weight and light sensors that turn on lights as you walk around in the dark. No more bumping into stuff in the middle of the night. Get them for the whole family, then pose for group shots with them. details

This shirt, available in a choice of sizes, speaks for itself, but we will add that YouTube has an excellent compilation of Yvonne Craig Batgirl clips. details

Especially excellent when traveling to other planets, or to just give that impression. details

Baby Marcel crawls toward his Bicycle Wheel readymade with a manic smile. Probably just as well that the shirt designer didn't go with the R. Mutt "Fountain." details

Who played Gretsch drums? Elvin Jones, Philly Joe Jones, Art Blakey, Charlie Watts, Mikey Dolenz, the Linkin Park guy... details

Fuck lemonade! Available in men's and women's sizes. details

People who get the joke will have to be familiar with both Jay-Z and The Wizard of Oz, which would make an interesting Venn Diagram. Available in men's and women's sizes. details

You don't get to start work on pottery until you are a black belt. Available in men's, women's, and kid's sizes. And hoodies! details

Available in men's, women's, and kid's sizes. And hoodies! details

The enternal struggle between rock, paper, and scissors comes to a stalemate. Available in men's, women's, and kid's sizes. And hoodies! details

Show everyone that you made it through the big day. Available in men's and women's sizes. details
Look, the vendor gave it the name "Jesus/Pharoah" costume, not us, but this costume's ability to pull double duty really adds to its value. With beard: Jesus! Without: Pharoah! Great for one-man shows. details

The wisdom of the East, now available as an ironic T-shirt. Available in men's and women's sizes. details

If only the Ghostbusters had thought of this. Available in men's and women's sizes. details

Glowing lines on the shirt change color to show how strong the local wi-fi signal is. details

Homer's home team (remember when he was their mascot?) and what an excellent logo. details

Instead of Dr. Dre, it could be anything. Imagine the possibilities. details

Requires some high-school level math to get the joke. Available in men's and women's sizes. details

Tap the drums on the shirt's picture and hear them. Lay down a fat beat. Need proof? Watch the video. details

Good for Easter, or maybe not. Available in men's and women's sizes. details
It's like we always say, "Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare." OK, we never say that. Did you know that this cult was only founded in 1966? Not so old after all. Includes latex headpiece with pony tail attached. One more thing: be real careful if you wear this to the airport. details
About the scariest single Elvis item we've seen. The costume face actually goes over your chest, and your head goes in the giant hair thing, which we assume has eye holes. details