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- elvis
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- funny weird
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- home decor
- kids
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- religious
- robots & remote control
- to wear & accessorize
- trippy visuals
- watches and clocks
Hip clothes, funny clothes, weird clothes.
Take these Japanese rings apart and mix and match the pieces to create new rings for each outfit you wear. details
It's a belt buckle! No, it's a beer bottle opener! Hey, wait—it's both! Just one of several belt buckle/bottle openers available. details
Now just try to keep the funky Quincy Jones theme song out of your head. details
These are cheap, so you could get enough for your whole band, which would look really cool on stage. "Rich black trim accents the floral tapestry print." Choice of green or beige! details
"The device's application of accupressure simulates the sensation of hundreds of fingers simultaneously massaging your scalp." And it looks so sharp! details
As seen on TV, but probably not during a prime time network show! The vendor's enthusiastic description: "Dream Lift™ can help you look years younger in minutes! Simply apply it to your face and neck, and it will instantly tone, tighten and lift sagging skin to reduce the appearance of lines and wrinkles. No need for surgery, injections or painful procedures. Takes only minutes!" details
Program your own moving text. Red leather suit not required, but obviously sets it off nicely. details
LEDs and a tiny battery make these earrings light up. Sold individually details
Let the power of magnets make you look somewhat badass. Nose, lower lip, tongue... details
Glowing lines on the shirt change color to show how strong the local wi-fi signal is. details
At last, the future has arrived. Available in kids and adult sizes. details
"Get stronger, healthier, more beautiful feet. Used by dancers and athletes, this toe flexer's soft foam separates toes and helps stretch Achilles tendons." Seriously, the vendor really says that. details
Slip these washable nylon sleeves over your arm, and it will look like you got some serious tattoos. Choice of ten designs. details
Cadillac style. And the badge is metal. Goes great with chains, or a business suit. details
Wear it when someone's cutting your hair, or wear it when you you're walking around town so that people know that you're not to be trifled with. details
Sterling silver pendant of a caffeine molecule on a silver chain. Designed by a wayward Ph.D. post-grad in molecular biophysics details
And if you think that mine also sucks, remember that I meant mine ironically. details
Clip it on your belt buckle or anywhere else. "...super bright technology combined with miniature electronics to create a flat panel disk with an amazing display of plasma light which will respond to your touch, voice or dance to your music." details
The classic pedal steel brand. Excellent with a trucker hat for that faux redneck look! details
Stupid tourists trying to annoy the tigers? They're grrrrrrrreat! details
Get noticed in the dark. Lasts for at least eight hours and washes out with regular shampoo. Choice of four colors! details
Attention faux redneck hipsters! Are you still keeping your Carhartt, John Deere, and more obscure caps in an opaque storage case? Demand transparency! details
Bite down on these fake teeth and the "mouth piece flashes in a rainbow of colors." details
"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille!" Available in normal and hideous colors. Also makes a fine drag queen stage name, if you spell "Terry" with an "i". details
Different lights, different lit-up patterns on your fingers. And that's when you're holding your hands still! " Take off the fiber-optic tip, and you have a traditional LED finger light." You have a what? details
