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Interchangeable ring kit image

Take these Japanese rings apart and mix and match the pieces to create new rings for each outfit you wear. details

Skull N' Crossbones Bottle Opener Belt Buckle  image

It's a belt buckle! No, it's a beer bottle opener! Hey, wait—it's both! Just one of several belt buckle/bottle openers available. details

"Missing" milk carton hat image

Have you seen... me? Also available as a complete costume. details

Skinny gray tie image

Or, for a more British look, "skinny grey tie." details

Cassette Tape Handbag image

A great way to say "iPod, ha! Why in my day..." details

"You Big Dummy" Sanford and Son Navy Blue T-Shirt image

Now just try to keep the funky Quincy Jones theme song out of your head. details

"Myspace Sucks" Hoodie image

Popular with the Facebook crowd. Also available as a T-shirt. details

Floral Tapestry Jacquard Jacket image

These are cheap, so you could get enough for your whole band, which would look really cool on stage. "Rich black trim accents the floral tapestry print." Choice of green or beige! details

Vox T-shirt image

Classic amps, weird guitars (like that teardrop thing Brian Jones had) and now a T-shirt! details

Head Spa image

"The device's application of accupressure simulates the sensation of hundreds of fingers simultaneously massaging your scalp." And it looks so sharp! details

Dreamlift™ - Instant Face Lift image

As seen on TV, but probably not during a prime time network show! The vendor's enthusiastic description: "Dream Lift™ can help you look years younger in minutes! Simply apply it to your face and neck, and it will instantly tone, tighten and lift sagging skin to reduce the appearance of lines and wrinkles. No need for surgery, injections or painful procedures. Takes only minutes!" details

Blingin' Scrolling LED Belt Buckle with Red Display image

Program your own moving text. Red leather suit not required, but obviously sets it off nicely. details

MXR T-shirt image

The venerable guitar effects maker. details

PETA T-shirt image

People Eating Tasty Animals. Not to be confused with the wackier PETA. details

"ironic" t-shirt image

Oh, the irony. details

Light Up C.Z. Earring image

LEDs and a tiny battery make these earrings light up. Sold individually details

Eclipse shades image

Stare directly into the sun safely, and look really strange while doing it. details

Fake body piercings image

Let the power of magnets make you look somewhat badass. Nose, lower lip, tongue... details

Wi-fi detector shirt image

Glowing lines on the shirt change color to show how strong the local wi-fi signal is. details

Air Kicks Anti-Gravity Boots image

At last, the future has arrived. Available in kids and adult sizes. details

Toe flexer image

"Get stronger, healthier, more beautiful feet. Used by dancers and athletes, this toe flexer's soft foam separates toes and helps stretch Achilles tendons." Seriously, the vendor really says that. details

Curious George Ether T-shirt image

Curious G looks wasted! details

Stick-on scars image

Fun, gross, and re-usable. details

Box of 100 Latex Gloves image

Use them for—OK, we don't want to know. details

Slip-on arm tattoos image

Slip these washable nylon sleeves over your arm, and it will look like you got some serious tattoos. Choice of ten designs. details

Bug Stopper Top image

Bug netting you can wear! Excellent for locust plagues. details

Evil Genius lab coat image

Executing an evil plan? Dress for success! details

Hands-free headlamp image

Use for reading, crafts work, spelunking... details

Cadillac badge flat brim white baseball hat image

Cadillac style. And the badge is metal. Goes great with chains, or a business suit. details

Hair Cutting Umbrella image

Wear it when someone's cutting your hair, or wear it when you you're walking around town so that people know that you're not to be trifled with. details

Caffeine molecule necklace image

Sterling silver pendant of a caffeine molecule on a silver chain. Designed by a wayward Ph.D. post-grad in molecular biophysics details

Deluxe mop slippers image

Cleaning your floors just got easier! details

"your ringtone suck" T-shirt image

And if you think that mine also sucks, remember that I meant mine ironically. details

"Employee of the month" T-shirt image

Each month, let a different employee wear it. details

Captain America track jacket image

With a big picture of the patriotic superhero on the back. details

Gangsta T-shirt image

Not very gangsta, but pretty gangsta. details

Hello Kitty bling mobile phone charm image

Hello Kitty's face is crusted with rhinestones! details

Broken image necklace image

The pendant on my necklace had an image, but it won't come up. details

Pocket Plasma Clip-on image

Clip it on your belt buckle or anywhere else. "...super bright technology combined with miniature electronics to create a flat panel disk with an amazing display of plasma light which will respond to your touch, voice or dance to your music." details

Atomic Dog Tags image

Why must I be like that? Trippy animated "Glowtronix" dog tags. details

Whassup Jesus T-shirt image

Yo Jesus! Whassup? details

Sho-Bud black T-shirt image

The classic pedal steel brand. Excellent with a trucker hat for that faux redneck look! details


San Francisco Zoo / Tony The Tiger Parody image

Stupid tourists trying to annoy the tigers? They're grrrrrrrreat! details

Voltage Glow In The Dark Hair Gel image

Get noticed in the dark. Lasts for at least eight hours and washes out with regular shampoo. Choice of four colors! details

See-through storage case for caps image

Attention faux redneck hipsters! Are you still keeping your Carhartt, John Deere, and more obscure caps in an opaque storage case? Demand transparency! details

Gretsch drums logo T-shirt image

Who played Gretsch drums? details

Rainbow LED rave mouthpiece image

Bite down on these fake teeth and the "mouth piece flashes in a rainbow of colors." details

Skinny black tie image

Looks even better with normal hair and a tucked-in shirt. details

Terry Turbans image

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille!" Available in normal and hideous colors. Also makes a fine drag queen stage name, if you spell "Terry" with an "i". details

Fiber-Optic Starriness Rainbow Finger Lights (4 pack) image

Different lights, different lit-up patterns on your fingers. And that's when you're holding your hands still! " Take off the fiber-optic tip, and you have a traditional LED finger light." You have a what? details

Whoopie cushion baby costume image

What a cute little fart. details