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I'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs! Cuckoo for cocoa puffs! Cuckoo for cocoa puffs! Wikipedia says that "essentially, Cocoa Puffs are Kix cereal with added chocolate flavoring," but if you're the right age, they're much more magical than that, in a Proust/madeleine sort of way. Just imagine a lip balm of that. details
Tap the drums on the shirt's picture and hear them. Lay down a fat beat. Need proof?
If you didn't romp much before, you definitely will in this thing, which is made from the same material as towels. details
Made from the same candy used for those candy bracelets we used to wear. No fat or sodium, and only 60 calories! Goes great with the
Take these Japanese rings apart and mix and match the pieces to create new rings for each outfit you wear. details
Popular in Somalia. Available in men's and women's sizes and as a hoody. details
Keep those dangling cords in a little reproduction of an audio cassette. Tell the world that even though you're using the new technology, you know all about the era when mixtapes were on actual tapes. details
Classic amps, weird guitars (like that
This heather gray ringer T-shirt is the bomb, or rather, the Bob-omb. details
Both geeky and trippy. When people ask about the melting Rubik's Cube, tell them it's not melting just to play with their heads. Also available in a
Pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers... and mixed berry! Remember, psychedelic drugs had nothing to do with it. (Or with H.R. Pufnstuff.) Magically delicious! details
Baby right round. Available in men's and women's sizes and as a hoody. details
Normally we try to avoid the bad pun T-shirts, but this one is special. details
If all the Sesame Street characters had worn mustaches the whole time, how would our lives be different? details
As opposed to a regular afro wig. The vendor sees it as a groovy sixties hippy thing, but we see it more as a 70s hard rock MC5/Grand Funk thing. Especially on this guy. details
LEDs and a tiny battery make these earrings light up. Sold individually. details
Just say it out loud to yourself, slowly and deliberately: Rhinestone. Trimmed. Velour. Pant set. Vendor sez "luxuriously soft and rich... the matching pull-on pants have a comfy elastic waist." details
Clip it on your belt buckle or anywhere else. "...super bright technology combined with miniature electronics to create a flat panel disk with an amazing display of plasma light which will respond to your touch, voice or dance to your music." details
Wear it when someone's cutting your hair, or wear it when you you're walking around town so that people know that you're not to be trifled with. details
Glowing lines on the shirt change color to show how strong the local wi-fi signal is. details
Bite down on these fake teeth and the "mouth piece flashes in a rainbow of colors." details
Let the power of magnets make you look somewhat badass. Nose, lower lip, tongue... details
Who played Gretsch drums? Elvin Jones, Philly Joe Jones, Art Blakey, Charlie Watts, Mikey Dolenz, the Linkin Park guy... details
But dogs already have fur! Available in several sizes, in a choice of leopard or mink patterns, depending on your irony threshold. details
Make your hair bigger! According to the vendor, "self-gripping, leave-in volumizing hair inserts give your hair more volume and let you enjoy feeling confident and beautiful, like you just stepped out of a professional salon." (Now "leave-in" is our new favorite adjective.) Available in blonde, brown, and black. Collect all three! details
Sterling silver pendant of a caffeine molecule on a silver chain. Designed by a wayward Ph.D. post-grad in molecular biophysics. details
Attention faux redneck hipsters! Are you still keeping your Carhartt, John Deere, and more obscure caps in an opaque storage case? Demand transparency! details
Push this thing against your chin and you'll look younger. Or something. "Comes with 3 levels of resistance coils for rapid results from beginner to advanced toning and easy-to-follow instruction manual." details
Vendor sez "save time and money on expensive salon coloring!" Imagine if Peter Gabriel had one of these, back in the day. details
Well, temporary tattoos, but permanent ones hurt and last so long. W00T, g33k, "Born to Code," and more, most with ominous tattoo imagery. details
"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille!" Available in normal and hideous colors. Also makes a fine drag queen stage name, if you spell "Terry" with an "i." details
Available in men's and women's sizes and as a hoody. details
Neither rain, nor sleet, nor gloom of night... nor a spray of bullets! U.S. Postal Service logo covered with blood and bullet holes. details
It's hot at the beach, but hotter on this excellent 30" x 60" 100% cotton towel. details
It's a belt buckle! No, it's a beer bottle opener! Hey, wait—it's both! Just one of several belt buckle/bottle openers available. details