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And remote control robots!

No more need to pass the salt—just wind the little white guy up and send him walking robotically across the table. Then turn him upside down and pour salt out of his robot head. Same with the pepper. details

The next time someone asks "who gives a flying fuck?" show them that you do. Just being a remote control helicopter is nice, but this is clearly a special one. The "U" in the vendor's image is blurred here out of coyness, but not in the actual copter. details