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Religious gifts to increase your devotion. Or to at least give it a sense of humor.
Perhaps Sheila K. Butt's finest work. From the official product description: "Seth and Sara learn that God loves all people, even those who are disobeying Him. But they also learn that the only way to have a relationship with God is to stop sinning and turn to Jesus...a professionally designed and illustrated book that promotes God’s love for all individuals, while at the same time showing, in a loving way, that homosexuality is out of harmony with Bible teaching." We're just happy that it wasn't designed and illustrated by amateurs. details
The Hindu destroyer god tells you the time from your wrist forever and ever, or at least until you need a new battery. details
It's not transubstantiated until the right guy performs the right ceremony (and apparently, it has to be a guy) but still, these appear to be the real thing. details
A perfectly normal plain mug—but as you're finishing up your coffee—the last little bit forms an image on the bottom—it's a BVM! The Blessed Virgin Mary! It's a minor miracle! details
Poor St. Sebastian: filled with arrows for his faith, and later called by the impeccable Wikipedia "plausibly the earliest gay icon." Now his suffering can join yours as you do your sewing with this 8 1/2" tall pincushion. details
It's like we always say, "Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare." OK, we never say that. Did you know that this cult was only founded in 1966? Not so old after all. Includes latex headpiece with pony tail attached. One more thing: be real careful if you wear this to the airport. details