Perhaps Sheila K. Butt's finest work. From the official product description: "Seth and Sara learn that God loves all people, even those who are disobeying Him. But they also learn that the only way to have a relationship with God is to stop sinning and turn to Jesus...a professionally designed and illustrated book that promotes God’s love for all individuals, while at the same time showing, in a loving way, that homosexuality is out of harmony with Bible teaching." We're just happy that it wasn't designed and illustrated by amateurs. details

A perfectly normal plain mug—but as you're finishing up your coffee—the last little bit forms an image on the bottom—it's a BVM! The Blessed Virgin Mary! It's a minor miracle! details

The Hindu destroyer god tells you the time from your wrist forever and ever, or at least until you need a new battery. details

Choice of black or white belt to go with this fine buckle covered with Swarovski crystals. details

Baruch Atah... press a button to hear the correct blessing for fruits, breads, washing hands, and more. details

Feel the healing power of the Lord on your cuts and scrapes! Each tin contains a bonus trinket. details

This is from a hiphop bling vendor, which puts it in a slightly different context. Rose gold plating, 42 grams in weight, with a lifetime warranty against tarnish. details

It's like we always say, "Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare." OK, we never say that. Did you know that this cult was only founded in 1966? Not so old after all. Includes latex headpiece with pony tail attached. One more thing: be real careful if you wear this to the airport. details

Stainless steel, and 1% of sales supports the Nature Conservancy—it really is holy! details