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If you didn't romp much before, you definitely will in this thing, which is made from the same material as towels. details
A pool without a floating aqua bar is like a pool without water: completely useless. Cooler compartment, 12 cup holders—look how happy these people are! details
Pretty scary looking, even at 7.25 inches high. All your other favorite and not-so-favorite McDonaldland characters are also available. details
This heather gray ringer T-shirt is the bomb, or rather, the Bob-omb. details
Both geeky and trippy. When people ask about the melting Rubik's Cube, tell them it's not melting just to play with their heads. Also available in a
Normally we try to avoid the bad pun T-shirts, but this one is special. details
If all the Sesame Street characters had worn mustaches the whole time, how would our lives be different? details
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Vendor sez: "Precious Moments™ Angel Saves The Day is 22 minutes of fun as your child helps a Native American child save a community." We're thinking of sending one to Mickey Rourke. details
One has a frying pan, the other a rolling pin. Includes official Granny Fighting Mat. Choose your granny and let the kitchen utensil granny bludgeoning begin! details
Abandon hope all ye who don't get this excellent cinammon candy! The tin alone is worth the price. details
Add faces—strange faces—to office objects, or to anything else. Liven up your stapler, your phone, your iPod... details
But dogs already have fur! Available in several sizes, in a choice of leopard or mink patterns, depending on your irony threshold. details
Clearly, they mean "camp" in the
If you really want to piss off your Red Sox or Mets fan friends, this will make them livid. details
Holdin'! Smokin'! Ready! Contains the energy of a fully charged Proton Pack. Who ya gonna call? details
Are your zombies lonely? Maybe they need some cute little brain-eating companions. details
Only looks like duct tape, so it won't taste like actual duct tape. For that extra hipster effect, refer to it as your gaffer tape mug. details
A six-inch high working clock. You could set it five minutes fast when you're away and really play with people's heads. Requires one AA battery. details
"The [uncirculated] bills receive a high-quality colorization overlay that enhances their individual designs and turns them into true works of art." Interestingly, there are many startling parallels between Graceland and Monticello. details
You could catch a real marlin, shellac it, and hang it on your wall, but that would be so much work. At almost six feet long, this is apparently life size, and so much less work. details
Spinning LEDs cycle through 32 continually changing patterns on the bottom and sides of your pool. Amazing show of light, color and motion turns your pool into a masterpiece of aquatic art. Under the influence of something? It's still completely safe! details