The vendor calls it a "Flipper guitar spatula," but just look at it: it's a Strat. (Interested in a small Squire real one?) 100% silicone, tested up to 500 degrees, perfect for pancakes, burgers, and anything that needs to be cooked in a hot pan and occasionally flipped. details

While you play this drumset with your fingers, it records you, and you can loop it. details

This waterproof, fade-resistant skin makes your laptop look like an old school vinyl turntable. A wheel of steel, as it were. details

Legendary jazz bassist Charles Mingus' autobiography. More about his sex life than music; chock full of useful tips for the guys! details

E is the most popular key for acoustic blues; play an A harp with that and draw more notes than you blow, and it will sound bluesy. (Or get a D harp to play with a band playing in A, etc.) details

Gets the job done. Also available in other colors. details

Much more portable than the typical Marshall, even if you got two of them to make a Marshall stack, "an iconic image for rock and roll," which we recommend. details

Hendrix on "Voodoo Chile"! Clapton on "White Room!" This is it—the original Crybaby Wah Wah pedal. details

Who played Gretsch drums? Elvin Jones, Philly Joe Jones, Art Blakey, Charlie Watts, Mikey Dolenz, the Linkin Park guy... details

Listen to your tunes with these ear buds and you will clearly be very plugged in. details

Joey, Johnny, Dee Dee, and Marky (the sunglasses suggest Tommy, but it looks more like Marky's hair) as 3.75" tall teddy bears. details

With one 8" speaker, you won't blow any windows out, but you also won't find a better coolness/price ratio in any other amp. (Don't miss the T-shirt.) details

Available in several colors, but if you watch the movie Woodstock before ordering, you'll go with the cherry. details

Not enough guitar picks? Too many expired credit cards, and other sheets of useless plastic? Become your own guitar pick factory with this excellent invention. details

Gets the job done. Also available in other colors. details

There are many ways to listen to recorded music, but the true hipster puts 7" 45 RPM vinyl at the top of his precious list. These coasters look a bit like old soul records, which is something else that true hipsters get all worked up about. details