Gifts to eat and drink, or to help you eat and drink.
A set of five measuring spoons, each looking like a gold diamond ring with a big diamond. Very classy. details
Make your French toast really, really French by burning in this excellent picture of the Eiffel Tower. Ooh la la! No one will dare call it "freedom toast" after that. details
No more need to pass the salt—just wind the little white guy up and send him walking robotically across the table. Then turn him upside down and pour salt out of his robot head. Same with the pepper. details
It's like a state fair in your home! Cooks up to six corn dogs at once. Simple to make; check out the video. details
We assume that most of the cost (at this writing, $48 and up) is for shipping. Check out the excellent comments that go with the description. details
Do you need to measure out something in the volume of half a human brain? The volume of body cells that die on a good day? The amount of water in a cumulus cloud the size of a bus? Then this measuring cup is for you. Also measure in cups and ounces. details
Cookies that you make with these excellent cookie cutters will silently sneak up and kill regular gingerbread men in the dead of night. Each approximately 4 inches by 3 inches. details
Store your knives violently. And the knives are included! Also available in chrome and black. details
For really obsessive cooks. Helps make your chopped vegetables, or anything else, come out exactly the same size. 9" by 12" beechwood. details
Makes six mini fresh donuts in under four minutes. No need for scary boiling oil. You just know what Homer Simpson would say about this. details
Retro candy cigarettes make you look just like a retro dad. Orange flavored! details
Halloween is ultimately about costumes, candy, and weird gross things, and this scores 3 for 3. details
This dishwasher, freezer, microwave, and oven safe pan makes cake layers that look like pieces of bread so that you can, you know, make a cake that looks like a big sandwich. Includes recipe for the peanut-butter and jelly cake pictured. And you've gotta love the name "Cakewich." details
These rugged, reusable, food-safe soldiers will make any plate of hors d'ouevres or children's meal look far more dramatic. details
Talk about cool: this holds 12 bottles or 18 cans, but isn't a completely fake boombox, because it has speakers that will let you blast beats from your MP3 player for up to 8 hours. Uses AA batteries. details
Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu are ready to go at it. Just add action! details
An assortment of candy from the sixties: Neccos, Smarties, Dots, Wax Lips, Candy Necklace, Red Hots, and more. Groovy! details
Hipster types usually know all about the good takeout places near them. This will make that easier. details
Gum in an excellent box. Offer some to your young friends as you tell them "By the way, two guys from Williamsburg with laptops and closely trimmed beards don't qualify as a band." But they certainly qualify as hipsters! details
A perfectly normal plain mug—but as you're finishing up your coffee—the last little bit forms an image on the bottom—it's a BVM! The Blessed Virgin Mary! It's a minor miracle! details
A minute to mix and a minute to cook. Includes cake mix, frosting, sprinkles, candle, spoon, balloon and a noise maker! Just mix with water, microwave, decorate, and celebrate. Excellent for birthday emergencies. details
Now you can serve up the famous drink! Probably not actually flammable, which would be for the best. details
Make ice cubes shaped like brains. Four brains per mold—something you don't see often in a product description. details
Abandon hope all ye who don't get this excellent cinnamon candy! The tin alone is worth the price. details
Turn the top row of cubes and ground pepper comes out of one and ground salt comes out of the other. And, what a design statement for your dining room table! details
Opens bottles and stores 2 GB of data. You'll truly be ready for anything. details
The serpentine wall shape of the All Edges Brownie Pan conducts heat better than your average baking pan resulting in more even cooking. The crazy shape also gives each piece two yummy edges,and that's where the concentrated brownie love is. details
Sure, there are lots of gimmicky cocktail shakers out there, but with a few cubes in this one, shaking it will look and sound like you're ready to do some Wild Style tagging. details
The vendor calls it a "Flipper guitar spatula," but just look at it: it's a Strat. (Interested in a small Squire real one?) 100% silicone, tested up to 500 degrees, perfect for pancakes, burgers, and anything that needs to be cooked in a hot pan and occasionally flipped. details
Remember those Dyno label makers where you would turn a wheel to pick each letter and print raised words on a sticker? This is like that, but for gum instead of stickers! Three gum flavors available. details
And it's vinyl, so if someone puts real ketchup on it, it's easy to clean. details
There are many ways to listen to recorded music, but the true hipster puts 7" 45 RPM vinyl at the top of his precious list. These coasters look a bit like old soul records, which is something else that true hipsters get all worked up about. details
Is it a crazed vampire with blood dripping from his fangs, or a hard plastic replacement for most ketchup bottle sizes that lets you dispense ketchup from the fangs? The latter. details
That's "ABC" as in "Already Been Chewed." Make some very sad gingerbread men! details
Holdin'! Smokin'! Ready! Contains the energy of a fully charged Proton Pack. Who ya gonna call? details
Jane and Michael Stern's classic work on cool local food wherever you happen to be. (Hint: no fancy restaurants or national fast food chains are included.). USA Today called it "a bible for motorists seeking mouth-watering barbecue or homemade pie," and People magazine called it "a cross-country culinary guide that should be stashed in every food lover’s glove compartment." details
This tasty bubblegum looks like meatballs. As product mascot Manny the Meatball tells us, "Atsa chewy meatball." details
Get it? It's a wooden ruler measuring in inches and centimeters, with a picture of Julia Child and a list of other rulers of the kitchen, both BC and AD. details
7" plate has plush wiener schnitzel, with a side of fries, a slice of lemon, and some ketchup. details
You can keep anything you want in this flask, but we recommend mostly gin, with just a touch of vermouth. (Front and side view shown.) details
Drink with the greatest drinkers in history: Baudelaire! Churchill! Dorothy Parker! And that's only half of them. (A clue: the rest are accomplished writers as well.) details
Made of stone in Vermont. Chill them with your freezer, then chill your drinks with them, without watering down your drinks like ice does. Despite their name, they're excellent for martinis, keeping them cold without bruising the gin. details
Like a candy necklace, but as a bracelet, and it tells the time, if it's seven o'clock. Quite the fashion accessory for all ages, and cheap. details
No more tears! At least, no more when cutting onions. Protect your eyes from onion fumes with these goggles. details
Turns eating into a heavy construction project on a kid-sized scale. Each eating utensil is a little construction vehicle (Fork Lift Fork, Front Loader Spoon, Bulldozer Pusher), and the plate has little ramps, and it's all dishwasher safe. details
Or, as he calls himself, "Rastro." Judy and Rosie the Maid would also make a cool salt and pepper shaker combo, but these are pretty call. 4" high ceramic. details
It's like training wheels for chopsticks, helping kids learn how to use them. Available in pink and red. details
Just like in the Harry Potter books and movies, you've got your normal flavors such as grape jelly and cherry and your more offbeat flavors such as pickle and ear wax. Flavor chart included for the less brave of you. details
What are the prime cuts of a unicorn? Love, sunshine, superglue, kisses, and more. Essential to any butcher's outfit. details
Ice cube tray makes four ocean liner and four iceberg cubes for disaster-themed drinks. Just add gin, Leo DiCaprio, and Kate Winslet; hold the Celine Dion. details
An assortment of candy from the seventies: Bubblicious, Pop Rocks, Sour Patch Kids, Razzles, and more. 10-4, good buddy! details
Grow up! No snickering from you, Mr. Smarty Pants! It means rooster, so it's basically chicken soup that happens to be spicy! I said, stop snickering! details
This fake Atari 2600 joystick comes with fruit-flavored gum, and will look excellent on anyone's desk. details
