[logo image] Holier than thou.


Hip gifts for kids. Who's the coolest uncle or aunt? Only the kids can decide, but something from this page could tip the balance in your favor.

Hover Hockey Deluxe image

Air-cushioned puck glides around any non-carpeted surface. Set up some goals wherever you like and go. details

Ants in Space on Earth image

NASA-designed ant farm. details

The Silly Book by Stoo Hemple image

1961 was truly the year of the Boodleheimer. Well, it should have been. "Now you have to sing it again or else you will turn into a bathtub." details

Design Your Own Clear Basketball Kit image

We think that this clear, working basketball looks great without any paint on it, but with the "special paint injector" and choice of colors you can make it look even better. details

Phaser Command Interactive Combat Robots image

Buy them in bulk and command your own robot army! details

Deluxe TV Etch A Sketch image

Plug the controller into your TV, draw an image, and (of course) shake the controller to erase the image. details

Speed Racer Mach 5 die cast car 1/64 scale image

The same size as a Hot Wheel, but better: it's Speed Racer's Mach 5. details

Stewie Toaster Infant Bodysuit image

Over Stewie's picture: " "I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint: It's in my diaper & it's not a toaster." details

Jr. Astronaut Helmet image

Space is the place! Comes with a sound chip, microphone, NASA logo, and more. details

Patriotic tot pacifier image

Show your baby's true colors. details

Make Your Own Toothpaste Kit image

Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time. details

Message Maker sour bubble gum candy roll image

Remember those Dyno label makers where you would turn a wheel to pick each letter and print raised words on a sticker? This is like that, but for gum instead of stickers! Three gum flavors available. details

William Wegman: ABC image

ABC books don't come any hipper, and kids love the deadpan dogs. details

Ultimate Robot Kit image

For making ultimate robots? No, for making four robots: BounceBot, CreepycrawlyBot, KnotBot, and GobbleBot. For ages 8 and up. details

Little Lit: Strange Stories for Strange Kids image

Edited by Art Spiegelman, featuring Maurice Sendak, Jules Feiffer, David Sedaris, and more. Get it for your favorite strange kid. details

Air Kicks Anti-Gravity Boots image

At last, the future has arrived. Available in kids and adult sizes. details

Squier Hello Kitty Pink Mini Strat image

Maybe you shouldn't get it—it's just too cute. details

Ramones bib image

Reads "Gabba Gabba Grub." We're a happy family! We're a happy family! details

Sea Monkeys on Mars image

Humans on Mars? No. Sea Monkeys on Mars? Yes! details

Flash Flight Flying Led Disc image

Like a frisbee, but it lights up in the dark. Choice of colors. details

Mini golfing Mario & Luigi image

It's the Mario Brothers, but instead of a video game, it's real life! Sort of. Imported from Japan (duh). details

"Baby in Black" Johnny Cash baby bodysuit image

We don't think the man himself started wearing black this early. details

Yuck! Science kit image

Make fake snot, vomit, and worm guts! And, learn some science. details

Chopstick Kids image

It's like training wheels for chopsticks, helping kids learn how to use them. Available in pink and red. details

Squier Mini Strat image

3/4 size, also available in black, which may look cooler, but red Strats can look cool too. details

Candy Factory Science Kit image

Learn chemistry, learn biology, eat candy. Make hard candy, lollipops, chocolates, caramels, fudge, gummy shapes, chocolate eggs, gum drops, marshmallows, licorice, marzipan, pralines, peppermint patties, and more. details

Sea Monkeys Oceans of Light image

OK, so they don't look like the weird little people shown in the Sea Monkey ads, but they swim toward photons, so think how much they'll love the "Ocean of Light." details

The World of Germs (Magic Schoolbus) image

Young scientists will grow bacteria and fungi, test antibiotics, make a fungus bubble, explore antibiotics, grow mold, wake up fungi, cultivate bacteria in yogurt, use yeast to inflate a balloon, and much, much more with the contents of this exciting kit. details

Hand Blasters image

Toss one up in the air while holding the second in the palm of your hand. When the first ball strikes the other - you'll hear a loud bang. Sounds (and smells) like those caps you used in your cap gun years ago. details

Sleek H-racer and Hydrogen Station image

Recently named as one of the Best Inventions of 2006 by Time Magazine! We're not sure how it works, but it looks very cool. details

Jungle Robot image

"The sound activated Jungle Robot can walk on the ground like an ape or traverse a cord using its unique 'hand over hand' action." Mostly, we just liked the name. details

"I listen to Led Zeppelin with my Daddy" kid-sized T-shirt image

On the reverse: "...and I'm already tired of 'Stairway'." No, not really. details

Carniverous creations image

Grow and learn about over ten varieties of meat-eating plants. details

Whoopie cushion baby costume image

What a cute little fart. details