Lights up the water coming out of the faucet, with the color changing to show the temperature of the water. details
The idea is to keep it in your car in case you get stuck—for example, "the safety blade will slice through jammed seat belts." Is this David Blaine's secret weapon? details
Ideally, the pawns would be Red, Sonny, Charlie Hodge and the rest of the gang instead of little pairs of blue suede shoes, and perhaps Larry Geller as the bishop, but this is still very cool. details
Includes: a mosquito buzzing, a cell phone ringing, a beeper going off, water dripping, crickets chirping, a telephone off-the-hook sound and a cat's meow. details
This 8" tall cat is dressed like a prostitute with a "Little Red Riding Hood" theme, and standing (with red high heels) on top of a wolf, who is wearing a nightgown, and none too happy, or perhaps very happy, depending on what he's into. details
Webcam camera clips to the top of your monitor. Exxxxcelent. details
Filled with actual seashells and starfish, and it lights up when the seat is lifted—a powerful combination. Three AA batteries and blue toilet water not included. details
Two speakers and a volume switch for your iPod or MP3 player, but much cooler than any Bose docking station, because it looks like a ghetto blaster. A cardboard kit that you build yourself. details
This uncirculated half dollar is legal tender in the United States. (Tender?) We still wish that, coming after Pope John Paul, he had named himself "Pope George Ringo." details
The little car has a little guy with a little camera and a little microphone, and your remote (which has a full color LCD screen) controls the car and can pan the camera 360 degrees. details
"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille!" Available in normal and hideous colors. Also makes a fine drag queen stage name, if you spell "Terry" with an "i". details
"Stare Into Eternity and See Your True Face!" Two plexiglass mirrors and mount make you feel like you're in an actual barber shop. details
In Cher's words, "If I could turn back time..." Now she can! details