Home improvement: make your home nicer. Or at least odder.
20 feet of glowing wire that you can put anywhere, available in light blue, green, or magenta. details
According to the vendor: "Plant in a field and forget mowing, or plant in a garden and turn it into a showcase of brilliant colors, breathtaking flowers and lovely scents." Instead of lawns around the hipstergifts building, we just have these. Sometimes people pull over, stop, and point. details
These soak up the sun's rays in the daytime and automatically light up when it gets dark out. And they're pretty surreal. details
Filled with actual seashells and starfish, and it lights up when the seat is lifted—a powerful combination. Three AA batteries and blue toilet water not included. details
According to the vendor, "These lovely curtain panels feature a realistic trope l'oeil picture that will turn your window into a magical English garden in seconds!" We think they meant trompe l'oeil, but you get the idea. details
"Add a whimsical note to your yard or garden with this friendly face designed to decorate your favorite tree. The 4-piece face has a nose, mouth and eyes with built-in hooks that mount harmlessly on the trunk of a tree." Or turn the mouth upside down to make it even creepier. details
We believe in the power of USB, but do we believe in the power of aromatherapy? If we did, this would pack a double whammy. Add a drop of the included rose scented oil (or any other fragrance oil) on the little "x" and plug it in. Now that's a multimedia PC! details
Durable laminated PVC 3 1/2" glow-in-the-dark numbers with nail holes. How about "666"? details
Lights up the water coming out of the faucet, with the color changing to show the temperature of the water. details
A built-in motion detector causes it to "hoot"whenever it senses movement. And then there's the glowing eyes. Requires 2 AA batteries. details
Turn your pool or spa into an underwater party with this Floating Disco Ball. Eight multi-color LED lights transform the water into a sea of exciting fun. 10 different programmable light shows flash and rotate as 30 lenses intensify the light and project it up to 15 feet. See also regular disco ball. details
According to the vendor, "These lovely lawn stakes with enchanting fairies absorb sunlight during the day so they can glow for hours at night." We mostly just liked these because of the name "Fairy Stakes." details
Imagine if Stonehenge had these. Solar panels charge up a battery that provides power to the light at night. Note, however, that one astute reviewer on the vendor's web page for this item writes "its [sic] not a real rock." details
Not just any dogs playing poker picture, but C.M. Coolidge's "A Bold Bluff." details
An evocative classic. No home disco is complete without it. You do have a home disco, right? See also floating disco ball. details