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Home improvement: make your home nicer. Or at least odder.
A pool without a floating aqua bar is like a pool without water: completely useless. Cooler compartment, 12 cup holders—look how happy these people are! details
Lights up the water coming out of the faucet, with the color changing to show the temperature of the water. details
At first glance these old black and white photos appear to be classic snapshots of long dead friends and family, but on closer inspection they turn into twisted demonic doppelgangers. Hang these unsettling portraits on your wall and creep your friends out when the see the photos change as they walk by. details
At last, you can look cool while using an iPad. Just slide it into this desktop-sized arcade cabinet and control it with the built-in joystick and buttons. Lots of classic arcade games available to play on it. details
Cushion your electronic gadgets on soft, realistic artificial grass as they charge up, with all the cords hidden away in a compartment underneath. Your gadgets will think they're on a charging vacation! details
Now you can have the mysterious, ancient stone heads staring at you all the time. Tallest is a little over two inches, but as the vendor says, "head size varies." Sweet! details
We believe in the power of USB, but do we believe in the power of aromatherapy? If we did, this would pack a double whammy. Add a drop of the included rose scented oil (or any other fragrance oil) on the little "x" and plug it in. Now that's a multimedia PC! details
You've heard of Sonic the Hedgehog? This is for chasing Sonic Moles. Features "penetrating sonic pulses." Look at that little guy go! details
An evocative classic. No home disco is complete without it. You do have a home disco, right? See also
Add faces—strange faces—to office objects, or to anything else. Liven up your stapler, your phone, your iPod... details
Laugh In Goldie, covered in tattoos. YouTube has
Nickel-plated zinc alloy ninja stars have a nail replacing one point so that when you nail it into the wall it will look like someone just attacked, and you beat him so easily that you now mock his attempt by using his own weapons to hold up your coat. details
When you sink one, sensor-activated sound effects trigger excited sports commentators, cheering crowds, and a
Comes with a timer that you can set to keep a steady amount of fog coming or let it all go at once. Excellent for metal bands and productions of "Brigadoon." details
When they say "horror movie," they basically mean "Psycho." The matching bloody footprint bathmat is a very nice touch. 100% polyester! details
You could catch a real marlin, shellac it, and hang it on your wall, but that would be so much work. At almost six feet long, this is apparently life size, and so much less work. details
Dots candy has been around since 1945. (The
According to the vendor: "Plant in a field and forget mowing, or plant in a garden and turn it into a showcase of brilliant colors, breathtaking flowers and lovely scents." Instead of lawns around the hipstergifts building, we just have these. Sometimes people pull over, stop, and point. details
Pose him any way you like to warn people of potential danger: no handstands! No toe-touching! No acting out of "I'm a little teapot"!
Are your guests staying too long? Or just staying in the shower too long? Have they seen
Doesn't come with a crown or air pump, but does come with two cup holders, and it's pretty freakin' regal. details
Spinning LEDs cycle through 32 continually changing patterns on the bottom and sides of your pool. Amazing show of light, color and motion turns your pool into a masterpiece of aquatic art. Under the influence of something? It's still completely safe! details