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A pool without a floating aqua bar is like a pool without water: completely useless. Cooler compartment, 12 cup holders—look how happy these people are! details

Real pirates didn't shower much, but if they did they would have used this excellent shower curtain. details

This will be scary when you go to take a shower, but it will be much worse when you just need to use the toilet late at night. details

Finish your shower feeling that special glow, and knowing the atomic number for the most famous of radioactive elements. Human tested and vegan friendly. details

At last, the ultimate hipster cat toy. The wheel of steel is actually recycled cardboard, which cats love to scratch. And, check out the excellent stickers. details

These magnets look like chewed gum in some lovely hues. Put up something on the fridge with this, and no one will take it down. details

There are many ways to listen to recorded music, but the true hipster puts 7" 45 RPM vinyl at the top of his precious list. These coasters look a bit like old soul records, which is something else that true hipsters get all worked up about. details

When they say "horror movie," they basically mean "Psycho." The matching bloody footprint bathmat is a nice touch. 100% polyester! details

Lights up the water coming out of the faucet, with the color changing to show the temperature of the water. details

The ugliest of fish lights his way through the depths of the sea. Let him do the same in your bedroom. details

Cushion your electronic gadgets on soft, realistic artificial grass as they charge up, with all the cords hidden away in a compartment underneath. Your gadgets will think they're on a charging vacation! details

Losing track of which friends borrowed which books? Keep track the old fashioned way. And remember, Batgirl was a librarian. details

A secret compartment inside of this book lets you hide things where no one will find them... unless they're fans of West German politics in the early 80s. (Books may vary.) details

Hand-painted simian Shriner in a gold frame. Maybe hipstergifts should have a whole category called "cute and creepy." details

Now you can have the mysterious, ancient stone heads staring at you all the time. Tallest is a little over two inches, but as the vendor says, "head size varies." Sweet! details

Pose him any way you like to warn people of potential danger: no handstands! No toe-touching! No acting out of "I'm a little teapot"! Other examples... details

Make any wall look a giant Asteroids, Centipede, or Pong game. Peel and stick and design it yourself. A real art gallery effect. details

Add faces—strange faces—to office objects, or to anything else. Liven up your stapler, your phone, your iPod... details

At last, you can look cool while using an iPad. Just slide it into this desktop-sized arcade cabinet and control it with the built-in joystick and buttons. Lots of classic arcade games available to play on it. details