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Home improvement: make your home nicer. Or at least odder.

Live Wire image

20 feet of glowing wire that you can put anywhere, available in light blue, green, or magenta. details

70,000 wildflower seeds image

According to the vendor: "Plant in a field and forget mowing, or plant in a garden and turn it into a showcase of brilliant colors, breathtaking flowers and lovely scents." Instead of lawns around the hipstergifts building, we just have these. Sometimes people pull over, stop, and point. details

Solar-powered tulip lawn stakes image

These soak up the sun's rays in the daytime and automatically light up when it gets dark out. And they're pretty surreal. details

LED sea shell toilet seat image

Filled with actual seashells and starfish, and it lights up when the seat is lifted—a powerful combination. Three AA batteries and blue toilet water not included. details

Printed Curtain Panels image

According to the vendor, "These lovely curtain panels feature a realistic trope l'oeil picture that will turn your window into a magical English garden in seconds!" We think they meant trompe l'oeil, but you get the idea. details

Tree face image

"Add a whimsical note to your yard or garden with this friendly face designed to decorate your favorite tree. The 4-piece face has a nose, mouth and eyes with built-in hooks that mount harmlessly on the trunk of a tree." Or turn the mouth upside down to make it even creepier. details

USB aromatherapy oil burner image

We believe in the power of USB, but do we believe in the power of aromatherapy? If we did, this would pack a double whammy. Add a drop of the included rose scented oil (or any other fragrance oil) on the little "x" and plug it in. Now that's a multimedia PC! details

Large glow-in-the-dark numbers image

Durable laminated PVC 3 1/2" glow-in-the-dark numbers with nail holes. How about "666"? details

Temperature controlled shower head light image

Lights up the water coming out of the faucet, with the color changing to show the temperature of the water. details

Motion sensor owl image

A built-in motion detector causes it to "hoot"whenever it senses movement. And then there's the glowing eyes. Requires 2 AA batteries. details

Floating disco ball image

Turn your pool or spa into an underwater party with this Floating Disco Ball. Eight multi-color LED lights transform the water into a sea of exciting fun. 10 different programmable light shows flash and rotate as 30 lenses intensify the light and project it up to 15 feet. See also regular disco ball. details

Glow-in-the-dark fairy stakes image

According to the vendor, "These lovely lawn stakes with enchanting fairies absorb sunlight during the day so they can glow for hours at night." We mostly just liked these because of the name "Fairy Stakes." details

Laminating machine image

So you can laminate your brains out. details

Solar stone outdoor light image

Imagine if Stonehenge had these. Solar panels charge up a battery that provides power to the light at night. Note, however, that one astute reviewer on the vendor's web page for this item writes "its [sic] not a real rock." details

Dogs Playing Poker poster image

Not just any dogs playing poker picture, but C.M. Coolidge's "A Bold Bluff." details

12" mirror ball image

An evocative classic. No home disco is complete without it. You do have a home disco, right? See also floating disco ball. details

Carniverous creations image

Grow and learn about over ten varieties of meat-eating plants. details