Weird gifts, strange gifts.
"Demonstrate the thermal-expansion of metals with this simple but visually impressive apparatus." Mostly, we just liked the name. details
Push the button on his back to send his white bowling ball down the lane. details
You'll be the life of the party, lying on the floor with your hands and feet attached to the doorknob by flexible straps. And you'll be getting a total body workout! details
There's always room for Jello! We like to add little pieces of fruit when we use it. details
Show someone that you love them with all of your heart (lamp). "Touch any part of the lamp and the electric currents will attract themselves to your finger like magic... Red phosphor highlights the valves and veins while electric arcs pulse through the red glass globe." details
Looks great in any cubicle, especially when they turn the lights out. You can arrange them in little dioramas, perhaps with the Horrified B-Movie Victim Action Figures! a details
Just look at the picture. How great are these? Works with black lights as well. 12 pieces. details
Hold it and take a reading. Stretch out the word "love" when you say it: "Spiral luuuuuuuv meter." details
"The device's application of accupressure simulates the sensation of hundreds of fingers simultaneously massaging your scalp." And it looks so sharp! details
5 1/4" tall "hard vinyl" figure, complete with Raven, but Lenore? details
"...it can twist and stretch to unnatural lengths, creep down walls, and glow in the dark. This 9" x 5" thermo-elastic polymer hand will always spring back to its original shape and won't stick to hair, carpeting or fabric." details
"Get stronger, healthier, more beautiful feet. Used by dancers and athletes, this toe flexer's soft foam separates toes and helps stretch Achilles tendons." Seriously, the vendor really says that. details
Wear it when someone's cutting your hair, or wear it when you you're walking around town so that people know that you're not to be trifled with. details
It's "based on the ancient Chinese use of magnetic therapy," but it doesn't really make red lightning bolts come out of your hand. "May" help day-long treatment for arthritic discomfort. details
Everyone at the beach will know that if your towel could talk, it would have some stories to tell. details
Not just smoke, but mystic smoke. Snap your fingers, throw a cloud in the air... details
Glows under ultra-violet light! Manufactured for use to find germs where you don't want them in sterile operations, but use your imagination. details
Produce flame from the tip of your thumb. They'll think your some kind of god! details
Are your guests staying too long? Or just staying in the shower too long? Have they seen Psycho? This lovely shower curtain should take care of your problems. "Mother! MOTHER!" details
Whether you use them for shredding or not, they will look really cool sitting on your desk, and they're cheap. details
Almost three feet tall, and apparently very accurate. "Calvarium is removable," whatever that means. details
Bite down on these fake teeth and the "mouth piece flashes in a rainbow of colors." details
Comb your hair and cut it at the same time. Probably not a great idea when you're drunk. details
Real ones. Useful in the kitchen, and excellent for that Mad Scientist effect. details
This 8" tall cat is dressed like a prostitute with a "Little Red Riding Hood" theme, and standing (with red high heels) on top of a wolf, who is wearing a nightgown, and none too happy, or perhaps very happy, depending on what he's into. details