Sing the song Love Hurts to yourself, substituting the word "Rats" for "Hurts," and then just try to resist these adorable creatures. 4 1/4" vinyl, and you get the pair. details

If you're a surgeon, this is sure to brighten up your patients young and old. (Warning: there is a slight possibility that it will creep them out.) Also available: matador with rose in his teeth, old man, and shark masks. details

What are the prime cuts of a unicorn? Love, sunshine, superglue, kisses, and more. Essential to any butcher's outfit. details

Bite down on these fake teeth and the "mouth piece flashes in a rainbow of colors." details

Make ice cubes shaped like brains. Four brains per mold—something you don't see often in a product description. details

These magnets look like chewed gum in some lovely hues. Put up something on the fridge with this, and no one will take it down. details

Add 3 AAA batteries, shake it, and it beats just like a real heart, without the mess. If you could store this inside of a teddy bear, people would freak when you pulled it out. details

OK, they're actually silicon, and not liquid, but they look like dripping blood. Each one is hand-poured by a Japanese artist. Not limited for use in "Twilight" and Bram Stoker books; a George Will work, perhaps? details