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Just look at the picture. How great are these? Works with black lights as well. 12 pieces. details
This 12 x 8.5" picture is thick enough to look like an actual grate mounted on the wall. Get four and put them on all of a room's walls for a homey, comforting effect. details
Apparently, this makes it possible to do that trick where you pull coins out of things. Don't settle for amateur coin pails! details
There's always room for Jello! We like to add little pieces of fruit when we use it. details
Baby anything is cute right? Well, maybe not disembodied baby arms, but when they're soap, they'll help keep you clean. They're scented like baby powder, which will add to the clean feeling and/or creep people out more. details
When they say "horror movie," they basically mean "Psycho." The matching bloody footprint bathmat is a nice touch. 100% polyester! details
How do you get a squirrel to put this hilarious head on? By putting some bird food in it. Has the added benefit of keeping them away from the actual bird feeders. details
Creepy masks are usually more of a Halloween thing, but this is ideal for Thanksgiving, or even Christmas. Vendor says "Realistic coloring and detail," so you know it's great! details
Ask a question with a yes or no answer and look inside this 5 1/2 x 4 x 4" box. If the cat's alive; treat it as a yes; otherwise, a no. And you'll be witnessing the most popular metaphor for one of the fundamental principles of quantum mechanics! The Wikipedia page about the Austrian physicist's 1935 cat story says "after a while, the cat is simultaneously alive and dead." Whoa! details
Make cupcakes that look like skulls, then follow the included recipe to add a frosting brain. Alas poor Yorick, you sure look tasty! details
This 4.5" tall bloodshot eyeball is wearing a shriner fez for an extra creepy touch. A couple of them, bobbling together on your back dashboard facing cars behind you, would be especially great. details