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Weird gifts, strange gifts.

Ball and Ring Device image

"Demonstrate the thermal-expansion of metals with this simple but visually impressive apparatus." Mostly, we just liked the name. details

Albino bowler action figure image

Push the button on his back to send his white bowling ball down the lane. details

Doorknob Exerciser image

You'll be the life of the party, lying on the floor with your hands and feet attached to the doorknob by flexible straps. And you'll be getting a total body workout! details

Brain gelatin mold image

There's always room for Jello! We like to add little pieces of fruit when we use it. details

Electra heart lamp image

Show someone that you love them with all of your heart (lamp). "Touch any part of the lamp and the electric currents will attract themselves to your finger like magic... Red phosphor highlights the valves and veins while electric arcs pulse through the red glass globe." details

Glow in the dark flesh eating zombie action figures image

Looks great in any cubicle, especially when they turn the lights out. You can arrange them in little dioramas, perhaps with the Horrified B-Movie Victim Action Figures! a details

Glow In The Dark Bouncy Eye Balls image

Just look at the picture. How great are these? Works with black lights as well. 12 pieces. details

Spiral love meter image

Hold it and take a reading. Stretch out the word "love" when you say it: "Spiral luuuuuuuv meter." details

Head Spa image

"The device's application of accupressure simulates the sensation of hundreds of fingers simultaneously massaging your scalp." And it looks so sharp! details

Furry handcuffs image

For furry criminals, or... we'll leave it up to you. details

Blue LED Faucet Light image

Hot and cold running blue water! details

Black toilet paper image

Or lipstick kisses, or camo, or money... details

Edgar Allan Poe action figure image

5 1/4" tall "hard vinyl" figure, complete with Raven, but Lenore? details

Glowing mutant hand image

"...it can twist and stretch to unnatural lengths, creep down walls, and glow in the dark. This 9" x 5" thermo-elastic polymer hand will always spring back to its original shape and won't stick to hair, carpeting or fabric." details

Life size plastic skull image

Alas poor Yorick. Complete with spring-hinged movable jaw. details

Toe flexer image

"Get stronger, healthier, more beautiful feet. Used by dancers and athletes, this toe flexer's soft foam separates toes and helps stretch Achilles tendons." Seriously, the vendor really says that. details

Box of 100 Latex Gloves image

Use them for—OK, we don't want to know. details

Basic Dissecting Kit image

You never know when you'll need one. details

Bug Stopper Top image

Bug netting you can wear! Excellent for locust plagues. details

Hair Cutting Umbrella image

Wear it when someone's cutting your hair, or wear it when you you're walking around town so that people know that you're not to be trifled with. details

Magnetic Wrap image

It's "based on the ancient Chinese use of magnetic therapy," but it doesn't really make red lightning bolts come out of your hand. "May" help day-long treatment for arthritic discomfort. details

DNA Isolation Kit image

Create your own DNA evidence! details

Crime Scene Towel image

Everyone at the beach will know that if your towel could talk, it would have some stories to tell. details

Mystic smoke from your fingertips image

Not just smoke, but mystic smoke. Snap your fingers, throw a cloud in the air... details

Glo-germ powder image

Glows under ultra-violet light! Manufactured for use to find germs where you don't want them in sterile operations, but use your imagination. details

Deluxe mop slippers image

Cleaning your floors just got easier! details

Thumb tip flame image

Produce flame from the tip of your thumb. They'll think your some kind of god! details

Psycho Shower Curtain image

Are your guests staying too long? Or just staying in the shower too long? Have they seen Psycho? This lovely shower curtain should take care of your problems. "Mother! MOTHER!" details

Multi-blade shredder scissors image

Whether you use them for shredding or not, they will look really cool sitting on your desk, and they're cheap. details

Mr. Thrifty Skeleton image

Almost three feet tall, and apparently very accurate. "Calvarium is removable," whatever that means. details

Rainbow LED rave mouthpiece image

Bite down on these fake teeth and the "mouth piece flashes in a rainbow of colors." details

Barber Magic image

Comb your hair and cut it at the same time. Probably not a great idea when you're drunk. details

Flasks and beakers image

Real ones. Useful in the kitchen, and excellent for that Mad Scientist effect. details

Little Rude Riding Hood Cat Figurine image

This 8" tall cat is dressed like a prostitute with a "Little Red Riding Hood" theme, and standing (with red high heels) on top of a wolf, who is wearing a nightgown, and none too happy, or perhaps very happy, depending on what he's into. details

Carniverous creations image

Grow and learn about over ten varieties of meat-eating plants. details