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Gag gifts to really make you gag. People love this stuff.

Time Delayed Electronic Fart Machine image

Different fart sounds! Different delay times! And it's electronic! details

Talking trapped rat image

Says nine phrases, including "If I was a cute little puppy, you wouldn't be laughing." details

Movie rock image

It looks like a real rock, but it's fake, so you can safely throw it at peoples' heads, just like in the movies. details

Spider in creamer image

It looks like one of these plastic and foil things that restaurants give you with coffee, but it has a fake spider inside. Lots of laffs, and reusable! details

42" Groovy Inflatable Guitar image

You know it's groovy because it says so right on it. Cheap, too. details

Sounds that drive people crazy image

Includes: a mosquito buzzing, a cell phone ringing, a beeper going off, water dripping, crickets chirping, a telephone off-the-hook sound and a cat's meow. details

Pop out balls in gift box image

Take the lovely ribbon and wrapping off, open the box, and colorful spring-loaded balls jump out. Yeah, that's your present right there. details

Fake lottery tickets image

Give someone the brief thrill of thinking that they've won $10,000. What a great way to tell someone that they're a winner... no, actually, a loser! details

"Missing" milk carton hat image

Have you seen... me? Also available as a complete costume. details

Liquid Ass image

Basically a highly effective stink bomb thing, but what a great name. Watch the YouTube video of people reacting to it. details

You lost. Get over it. image

Remember: the war between the states... was won by the northern ones. details

Exploding pen image

Plastic strip caps set off when pen's cap is removed. A laff-riot! details

"Sexy" state quarters image

Soft-core parodies of most state quarters available. details

Classic rubber chicken image

20", and not just a rubber chicken: a deluxe rubber chicken. details

Action figure of The Dude from The Big Lebowski image

The Dude abides... in this excellent action figure. A must for Jeff Bridges fans and Coen brothers fans. details

Remote control farting bear image

He's cute, he's cuddly, and he's flatulent. About 17" tall, uses 5 AA batteries. details

Dagger thru head prank image

Help! Help! Someone has stabbed me in the head! details

Gross candy gags image

Try the fart-inducing lollipop! Or the garlic, smelly feet, or mustard flavored candy! Or the fake beer or cola—mix them with water and it looks real, but (in the words of the vendor) "tastes like crap." Several more gross choices available. details

Vibrating fake dog poop image

If your fake dog poop doesn't vibrate, you're really missing out. Funny as shit! details

"Wacky" wrapping paper image

How will you wrap your hipster gift? A wide choice of options. details

Patriotic tot pacifier image

Show your baby's true colors. details

PETA T-shirt image

People Eating Tasty Animals. Not to be confused with the wackier PETA. details

Monkey air freshener image

And he's wearing a little suit! details

Beer buggy image

This remote control buggy carries two beers, saving you many trips. "Honey! Could you get out a pair of Rolling Rocks? I'm sending the beer buggy in!" details

Do I look like I give a shit? image

Another "clever" bumper sticker. details

Sarcasm: Just one more service I offer image

Another "clever" bumper sticker. details

Stick-on scars image

Fun, gross, and re-usable. details

Remote control fart machine image

Works from up to 100 feet away! details

Insta-poop image

Also known as "turd in a can." Just shake the can and press the button to make damp, realistic-looking fake poop! details

George W. Bush Backwards Clock Countdown Keychain image

How much longer to America's nightmare? Know in seconds! Smaller than a credit card! details

Nametags for drinks image

"HELLO This Drink Belongs To:" Or you could get a tiny bracelet for the stem of your wine glass with an Eiffel Tower charm. As if. details

Your college sucks. image

Great for college towns. details

Uncle Fester light bulb image

Actually known as a "magic light bulb," to those of us of the right age it's an Uncle Fester light bulb. details

Mr. T Rubber Duck image

Four inches high and wide! I pity the fool! Just look at the rings and gold chains! details

George Bush toilet paper image

Complete with an inspirational, real-life Bush quote on each sheet. details

Shocking computer mouse image

Point, click, zap! Also available: shocking cell phone, shocking mini camera, shocking utility knife, shocking remote control... details

Fake yellow crime scene tape image

Makes anything look scary and dramatic. Choose from CRIME SCENE - DO NOT CROSS, BIOHAZARD - STAY OUT, CAUTION - ASSHOLE ZONE, CAUTION - UNSAFE VEHICLE, and ten more! details


San Francisco Zoo / Tony The Tiger Parody image

Stupid tourists trying to annoy the tigers? They're grrrrrrrreat! details

Dogs Playing Poker poster image

Not just any dogs playing poker picture, but C.M. Coolidge's "A Bold Bluff." details

Beer hammer image

All the tools a guy needs: a hammer and a bottle opener! Like an American version of the Swiss Army Knife, only without the knife. details

Friars Club Joke Book image

As in Friars Club Roasts. 2,417 one-liners, straight lines, stories, gags, roasts, ribs and put-downs. details

The Famous Drinking Bird image

Remember the Simpsons episode when Homer worked from home and got one of these things to press the same key over and over for him? Now you can get a package of two! details