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Gag gifts to really make you gag. People love this stuff.
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Grow up! No snickering from you, Mr. Smarty Pants! It means rooster, so it's basically chicken soup that happens to be spicy! I said, stop snickering! details
Here, let me light that for you... or shoot foam out of my fake lighter, capable of going five feet! Comes with a can of foam stuff. details
There are a lot of cute, precious kites out there. This isn't one of them, but will send a clear message to those other kites. details
You know it's groovy because it says so right on it. Cheap, too. details
Your cat can be a unicat! You'd think that cats would hate this, but it says "CATS LOVE IT!" right on the box. details
This long, flowing, yet removable mullet will make you very cool, in the "ironic" sense of the word "cool." details
Basically, a dog ball, but dogs who pick up the ball part in their mouths will appear to have giant smoochable lips. details
Give someone the brief thrill of thinking that they've won $10,000. What a great way to tell someone that they're a winner... no, actually, a loser! details
Many years from now archaeologists will find these and learn much about our civilization. Each player wears a hat with a bit of velcro here and there, and then they throw fake poop (with its own velcro) at the other player's head, trying to make that poopy velcro connection. details
At last, the ultimate hipster cat toy. The wheel of steel is actually recycled cardboard, which cats love to scratch. And, check out the excellent stickers. details
At last, this classic comedy prop is available in a tasteful sterling silver with a matching chain. details
Who's the craziest, and who can collect the most cats? Gain more by landing on spaces like “Save a Cat Stuck in a Tree” and “Rescue Grumpy Old Cat From Pound.” But watch out for spaces that take cats from you like “Beware of Dog” and “Kitten Distracted by Bit of Fluff.” Includes a game board with spinner, four game pieces with plastic stands, fifty 5/8" tall plastic cats and four Wildcat cards. Crazy Cat Lady Costumes not included but recommended. details
Different fart sounds! Different delay times! And it's electronic! details