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Gag gifts to really make you gag. People love this stuff.
Different fart sounds! Different delay times! And it's electronic! details
Says nine phrases, including "If I was a cute little puppy, you wouldn't be laughing." details
It looks like a real rock, but it's fake, so you can safely throw it at peoples' heads, just like in the movies. details
It looks like one of these plastic and foil things that restaurants give you with coffee, but it has a fake spider inside. Lots of laffs, and reusable! details
You know it's groovy because it says so right on it. Cheap, too. details
Includes: a mosquito buzzing, a cell phone ringing, a beeper going off, water dripping, crickets chirping, a telephone off-the-hook sound and a cat's meow. details
Take the lovely ribbon and wrapping off, open the box, and colorful spring-loaded balls jump out. Yeah, that's your present right there. details
Give someone the brief thrill of thinking that they've won $10,000. What a great way to tell someone that they're a winner... no, actually, a loser! details
Basically a highly effective stink bomb thing, but what a great name. Watch the YouTube video of people reacting to it. details
Remember: the war between the states... was won by the northern ones. details
The Dude abides... in this excellent action figure. A must for Jeff Bridges fans and Coen brothers fans. details
He's cute, he's cuddly, and he's flatulent. About 17" tall, uses 5 AA batteries. details
Try the fart-inducing lollipop! Or the garlic, smelly feet, or mustard flavored candy! Or the fake beer or cola—mix them with water and it looks real, but (in the words of the vendor) "tastes like crap." Several more gross choices available. details
If your fake dog poop doesn't vibrate, you're really missing out. Funny as shit! details
This remote control buggy carries two beers, saving you many trips. "Honey! Could you get out a pair of Rolling Rocks? I'm sending the beer buggy in!" details
Also known as "turd in a can." Just shake the can and press the button to make damp, realistic-looking fake poop! details
How much longer to America's nightmare? Know in seconds! Smaller than a credit card! details
"HELLO This Drink Belongs To:" Or you could get a tiny bracelet for the stem of your wine glass with an Eiffel Tower charm. As if. details
Actually known as a "magic light bulb," to those of us of the right age it's an Uncle Fester light bulb. details
Four inches high and wide! I pity the fool! Just look at the rings and gold chains! details
Complete with an inspirational, real-life Bush quote on each sheet. details
Point, click, zap! Also available: shocking cell phone, shocking mini camera, shocking utility knife, shocking remote control... details
Makes anything look scary and dramatic. Choose from CRIME SCENE - DO NOT CROSS, BIOHAZARD - STAY OUT, CAUTION - ASSHOLE ZONE, CAUTION - UNSAFE VEHICLE, and ten more! details
Stupid tourists trying to annoy the tigers? They're grrrrrrrreat! details
Not just any dogs playing poker picture, but C.M. Coolidge's "A Bold Bluff." details
All the tools a guy needs: a hammer and a bottle opener! Like an American version of the Swiss Army Knife, only without the knife. details
As in Friars Club Roasts. 2,417 one-liners, straight lines, stories, gags, roasts, ribs and put-downs. details
Remember the Simpsons episode when Homer worked from home and got one of these things to press the same key over and over for him? Now you can get a package of two! details