![[logo image]](img/logo.gif){kind=logo}
- new
- automotive
- books and dvds
- eating and drinking
- elvis
- funny ha-ha
- funny weird
- geekier
- gimmicky shooting toys
- home decor
- kids
- music and related
- religious
- robots & remote control
- to wear & accessorize
- trippy visuals
- watches and clocks
Our droll twitter tweets: @hipstergifts
Gag gifts to really make you gag. People love this stuff.
The next time someone asks "who gives a flying fuck?" show them that you do. Just being a remote control helicopter is nice, but this is clearly a special one. The "U" in the vendor's image is blurred here out of coyness, but not in the actual copter. details
Different fart sounds! Different delay times! And it's
Pretty scary looking, even at 7.25 inches high. All your other favorite and not-so-favorite McDonaldland characters are also available. details
This tasty bubblegum looks like meatballs. As product mascot Manny the Meatball tells us, "Atsa chewy meatball." details
Your friends will love getting mail from the "Frequent Flatulence Support Group," "Love 'em Large Fat Admirer's Association," "Small Penis Support Group," "Bad Body Odor Relief Co," "Under Acheiver's Club," and the "Compulsive Cross Dresser's Club." Or maybe not; maybe they'll be enraged. details
Who's the craziest, and who can collect the most cats? Gain more by landing on spaces like “Save a Cat Stuck in a Tree” and “Rescue Grumpy Old Cat From Pound.” But watch out for spaces that take cats from you like “Beware of Dog” and “Kitten Distracted by Bit of Fluff.” Includes a game board with spinner, four game pieces with plastic stands, fifty 5/8" tall plastic cats and four Wildcat cards. Crazy Cat Lady Costumes not included but recommended. details
It looks like a real rock, but it's fake, so you can safely throw it at peoples' heads, just like in the movies. details
As in
Press the little button, and it says things like "At the next intersection, you will be driven completely insane!" And it may be right! details
Makes anything look scary and dramatic. Choose from CRIME SCENE - DO NOT CROSS, BIOHAZARD - STAY OUT, CAUTION - ASSHOLE ZONE, CAUTION - UNSAFE VEHICLE, and ten more! details
Each kit includes a urinal cake, plastic cover, cake holder, clear plastic window, circle template, and a latex glove. Just imagine the possibilities! details
Actually known as a "magic light bulb," to those of us of the right age it's an
Why would anyone think that your friend bought Hott Juggs magazine, Bergens Hand Lotion, and Supersoft Tissue Paper at the news stand? Because you left a receipt to that effect in their home or car. Ten embarrasing receipts in all. details
Four inches high and wide. Just look at the rings and gold chains! I pity the fool! details
And when we say "action," we mean off-with-her-head action! Five and a half inches tall, with a removable dress, removable wig, and ejecting head. details
Also known as "turd in a can." Just shake the can and press the button to make damp, realistic-looking fake poop! details
Attach it to a car window, and then when you squeeze the hand pump it flips someone the bird. No batteries required, although you might want to check out the
Basically a highly effective stink bomb thing, but what a great name. Watch the
It looks like one of these plastic and foil things that restaurants give you with coffee, but it has a fake spider inside. Lots of laffs, and reusable! details
"Bag O'Cat" would haven been a nice name. A fuzzy tail hanging out of a brown paper bag shakes around as if a cat was stuck inside. Great for animal lovers. details
In a very elegant design. Also available: "Football is Gay," "Freakin' Magical Unicorn" and many other hilarious gum boxes. details
Try the fart-inducing lollipop! Or the garlic, smelly feet, or mustard flavored candy! Or the fake beer or cola—mix them with water and it looks real, but (in the words of the vendor) "tastes like crap." Several more gross choices available. details
You know it's groovy because it says so right on it. Cheap, too. details
"HELLO This Drink Belongs To:" Or you could get a tiny bracelet for the stem of your wine glass with an Eiffel Tower charm. As if. details
Take the lovely ribbon and wrapping off, open the box, and colorful spring-loaded balls jump out. Yeah, that's your present right there. details
Give someone the brief thrill of thinking that they've won $10,000. What a great way to tell someone that they're a winner... no, actually, a loser! details
Says nine phrases, including "If I was a cute little puppy, you wouldn't be laughing." details
Point, click, zap! Also available: shocking cell phone, shocking mini camera, shocking utility knife, shocking remote control... details
Not to be confused with
