Your cat can be a unicat! You'd think that cats would hate this, but it says "CATS LOVE IT!" right on the box. details

Someone needs a happy clown? A sad clown? A nasty clown? Keep this in your glove compartment and you'll be ready for anything. details

After you use this, guess how clean your hands will be. details

Who's the craziest, and who can collect the most cats? Gain more by landing on spaces like “Save a Cat Stuck in a Tree” and “Rescue Grumpy Old Cat From Pound.” But watch out for spaces that take cats from you like “Beware of Dog” and “Kitten Distracted by Bit of Fluff.” Includes a game board with spinner, four game pieces with plastic stands, fifty 5/8" tall plastic cats and four Wildcat cards. Crazy Cat Lady Costumes not included but recommended. details

Self-explanatory. details

Basically, a dog ball, but dogs who pick up the ball part in their mouths will appear to have giant smoochable lips. details

Don't you hate when you go to the bank and see that someone has taken the pen? Now you can be that person. Or at least look like one, complete with working evidence. details

Grow up! No snickering from you, Mr. Smarty Pants! It means rooster, so it's basically chicken soup that happens to be spicy! I said, stop snickering! details

At last, this classic comedy prop is available in a tasteful sterling silver with a matching chain. details

BOING! Not to be confused with the Miami Sound Machine. AOOGA! 25 cartoon noises available at the touch of a button. SPLAT! Hear for yourself in this YouTube video. details