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Gag gifts to really make you gag. People love this stuff.

Blank postcards with over 250 stickers of different letters in different fonts for that ransom note effect. details

Someone needs a happy clown? A sad clown? A nasty clown? Keep this in your glove compartment and you'll be ready for anything. details

At last, this classic comedy prop is available in a tasteful sterling silver with a matching chain. details

Apparently was more appealing to the ladies because he used one of these devices to scrape his tongue. details

And when we say "action," we mean off-with-her-head action! Five and a half inches tall, with a removable dress, removable wig, and ejecting head. details

7" plate has plush wiener schnitzel, with a side of fries, a slice of lemon, and some ketchup. details

You know it's groovy because it says so right on it. Cheap, too. details

At last, the ultimate hipster cat toy. The wheel of steel is actually recycled cardboard, which cats love to scratch. And, check out the excellent stickers. details

Wind it up and off it goes. They're cheap, so if you got a few of them they'd look great, or a little creepy, marching along together. details

The next time someone asks "who gives a flying fuck?" show them that you do. Just being a remote control helicopter is nice, but this is clearly a special one. The "U" in the vendor's image is blurred here out of coyness, but not in the actual copter. details

So distinguished. details

Not just awesome, but Super Awesome. Bacon! Centaurs! Bigfoot! Abe Lincoln! Ten different baseball card- sized awesome cards. Collect all 50! details

Here, let me light that for you... or shoot foam out of my fake lighter, capable of going five feet! Comes with a can of foam stuff. details

After you use this, guess how clean your hands will be. details

Self-explanatory. details

Give someone the brief thrill of thinking that they've won $10,000. What a great way to tell someone that they're a winner... no, actually, a loser! details

BOING! Not to be confused with the Miami Sound Machine. AOOGA! 25 cartoon noises available at the touch of a button. SPLAT! Hear for yourself in this YouTube video. details

Four inches high and wide. Just look at the rings and gold chains! I pity the fool! details

Different fart sounds! Different delay times! And it's electronic! details

Grow up! No snickering from you, Mr. Smarty Pants! It means rooster, so it's basically chicken soup that happens to be spicy! I said, stop snickering! details

Warm your ears with burgers on toasty buns with the works. details

There are a lot of cute, precious kites out there. This isn't one of them, but will send a clear message to those other kites. details

Don't you hate when you go to the bank and see that someone has taken the pen? Now you can be that person. Or at least look like one, complete with working evidence. details

Who's the craziest, and who can collect the most cats? Gain more by landing on spaces like “Save a Cat Stuck in a Tree” and “Rescue Grumpy Old Cat From Pound.” But watch out for spaces that take cats from you like “Beware of Dog” and “Kitten Distracted by Bit of Fluff.” Includes a game board with spinner, four game pieces with plastic stands, fifty 5/8" tall plastic cats and four Wildcat cards. Crazy Cat Lady Costumes not included but recommended. details