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For guys and gals to complement their outfits. Or just look cooler.

That distinctive smell, available in a spray bottle. An actual Hasbro product, not some clever boutique thing; they say that it's "meant for highly-creative people, who seek a whimsical scent reminiscent of their childhood." details

Sterling silver pendant of a caffeine molecule on a silver chain. Designed by a wayward Ph.D. post-grad in molecular biophysics. details

Slip these washable nylon sleeves over your arm, and it will look like you have some serious tattoos. Choice of twelve designs ranging from badass to really badass. details

Anime is almost 60 years old? That's right, because this guy is almost 60 years old. A retro classic, but still so modern? 5" by 4" with two compartments. details

These colorful zipper pouches are shaped like various germs, and as you can see, look particulary great with something in their little mouths. details

LEDs and a tiny battery make these earrings light up. Sold individually. details

You'll want to wear these even where you don't have a cut, because they'll show that you have true flashy style. details

Black-and-white bandages show turntables, audio cassettes, and vintage speakers. These are so cool you'll want to wear them even when you don't have a cut. details

Use them for—OK, we don't want to know. details

At the end of this twenty-eight chain is a blingin' gun. details

It's hot at the beach, but hotter on this excellent 30" x 60" 100% cotton towel. details

The pendant on my necklace had an image, but it won't come up. details

Reminds us of the classic line in Toy Story "We need more monkeys!" Solid sterling 1 1/2" charm is cast from an actual Barrel O'Monkey. Comes with a 17" chain. details

At last, this classic comedy prop is available in a tasteful sterling silver with a matching chain. details

Warm your ears with burgers on toasty buns with the works. details

iPad case has rubber feet, felt backing, and retractable kick stands to prop your iPad up at an angle, and cut-outs to give you access to the important plugs and switches. And, everything you view will look like it's on an Etch-a-Sketch screen. details

Someone needs a happy clown? A sad clown? A nasty clown? Keep this in your glove compartment and you'll be ready for anything. details

Don't settle for regular unicorn bandages. Magical healing powers, unless you're allergic to latex. details

Eat your heart out Keith Richards, with only one skull on your ring. details

This pewter pendant really looks like a heart, and you can wear it over yours. It has auricles, ventricles, the whole deal, in pewter on two sterline silver chains. details

A real digital camera made from real Legos. USB port, built-in flash, the whole deal. details

Pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers... and mixed berry! Remember, psychedelic drugs had nothing to do with it. (Or with H.R. Pufnstuff.) Magically delicious! details

For the gangsta geek. Rhodium plating, and just crusty with cubic zirconia. details

Sterile bandages and a free prize. Excellent for a very low-key Halloween costume. details

Maybe it's a Cheerio, maybe it's a Fruit Loop, maybe it's an Apple Jack but it's in solid sterling silver, so you'll never know. Wrapped in a nice gift box! details

We think that they should just call it the Hello Kitty badass tote. Faux snake skin, pink glitter logo, Ms. Kitty scowling as much as she can... this is great. details

Bite down on these fake teeth and the "mouth piece flashes in a rainbow of colors." details

So distinguished. details

Keep those dangling cords in a little reproduction of an audio cassette. Tell the world that even though you're using the new technology, you know all about the era when mixtapes were on actual tapes. details

Choice of black or white belt to go with this fine buckle covered with Swarovski crystals. details

Relive the early days of photography, except that you can use color film too, which should be pretty cool. Uses 35mm film. Some assembly required, but that's part of the fun. details

My Hello Kitty is an angry Hello Kitty, and she's also an excellent purse. Durable vinyl with embroidered face, leather bow with embroidered skull, and six credit card pockets. details