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Gifts to eat, or to prepare food to eat. Some, healthy; some, not so much.

Hipster types usually know all about the good takeout places near them. This will make that easier. details

Seven kinds of caffeine candy, each helping you stay up to try the others. details

Turns eating into a heavy construction project on a kid-sized scale. Each eating utensil is a little construction vehicle (Fork Lift Fork, Front Loader Spoon, Bulldozer Pusher), and the plate has little ramps, and it's all dishwasher safe. details

Mints for zombies: mints that taste like braaaaaaaaaains! details

A cooking apron that says so much with only nine letters. details

No more tears! At least, no more when cutting onions. Protect your eyes from onion fumes with these goggles. details

The serpentine wall shape of the All Edges Brownie Pan conducts heat better than your average baking pan resulting in more even cooking. The crazy shape also gives each piece two yummy edges,and that's where the concentrated brownie love is. details

Fake fur, but still, the most luxurious apron you've ever seen. details

Cookies that you make with these excellent cookie cutters will silently sneak up and kill regular gingerbread men in the dead of night. Each approximately 4 inches by 3 inches. details

That's "ABC" as in "Already Been Chewed." Make some very sad gingerbread men! details

These rugged, reusable, food-safe soldiers will make any plate of hors d'ouevres or children's meal look far more dramatic. details

Is it a crazed vampire with blood dripping from his fangs, or a hard plastic replacement for most ketchup bottle sizes that lets you dispense ketchup from the fangs? The latter. details

Get it? It's a wooden ruler measuring in inches and centimeters, with a picture of Julia Child and a list of other rulers of the kitchen, both BC and AD. details

A set of five measuring spoons, each looking like a gold diamond ring with a big diamond. Very classy. details

Make your French toast really, really French by burning in this excellent picture of the Eiffel Tower. Ooh la la! No one will dare call it "freedom toast" after that. details

It's like a state fair in your home! Cooks up to six corn dogs at once. Simple to make; check out the video. details

The vendor calls it a "Flipper guitar spatula," but just look at it: it's a Strat. (Interested in a small Squire real one?) 100% silicone, tested up to 500 degrees, perfect for pancakes, burgers, and anything that needs to be cooked in a hot pan and occasionally flipped. details

Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu are ready to go at it. Just add action! details

Gum in an excellent box. Offer some to your young friends as you tell them "By the way, two guys from Williamsburg with laptops and closely trimmed beards don't qualify as a band." But they certainly qualify as hipsters! details

Retro candy cigarettes make you look just like a retro dad. Orange flavored! details

It's like training wheels for chopsticks, helping kids learn how to use them. Available in pink and red. details

Jane and Michael Stern's classic work on cool local food wherever you happen to be. (Hint: no fancy restaurants or national fast food chains are included.). USA Today called it "a bible for motorists seeking mouth-watering barbecue or homemade pie," and People magazine called it "a cross-country culinary guide that should be stashed in every food lover’s glove compartment." details

Turn the top row of cubes and ground pepper comes out of one and ground salt comes out of the other. And, what a design statement for your dining room table! details

Do you need to measure out something in the volume of half a human brain? The volume of body cells that die on a good day? The amount of water in a cumulus cloud the size of a bus? Then this measuring cup is for you. Also measure in cups and ounces. details

Grow up! No snickering from you, Mr. Smarty Pants! It means rooster, so it's basically chicken soup that happens to be spicy! I said, stop snickering! details

And it's vinyl, so if someone puts real ketchup on it, it's easy to clean. details

This dishwasher, freezer, microwave, and oven safe pan makes cake layers that look like pieces of bread so that you can, you know, make a cake that looks like a big sandwich. Includes recipe for the peanut-butter and jelly cake pictured. And you've gotta love the name "Cakewich." details

A minute to mix and a minute to cook. Includes cake mix, frosting, sprinkles, candle, spoon, balloon and a noise maker! Just mix with water, microwave, decorate, and celebrate. Excellent for birthday emergencies. details

Store your knives violently. And the knives are included! Also available in chrome and black. details

7" plate has plush wiener schnitzel, with a side of fries, a slice of lemon, and some ketchup. details

No more need to pass the salt—just wind the little white guy up and send him walking robotically across the table. Then turn him upside down and pour salt out of his robot head. Same with the pepper. details

Remember those Dyno label makers where you would turn a wheel to pick each letter and print raised words on a sticker? This is like that, but for gum instead of stickers! Three gum flavors available. details

For really obsessive cooks. Helps make your chopped vegetables, or anything else, come out exactly the same size. 9" by 12" beechwood. details

Or, as he calls himself, "Rastro." Judy and Rosie the Maid would also make a cool salt and pepper shaker combo, but these are pretty call. 4" high ceramic. details

What are the prime cuts of a unicorn? Love, sunshine, superglue, kisses, and more. Essential to any butcher's outfit. details

Makes six mini fresh donuts in under four minutes. No need for scary boiling oil. You just know what Homer Simpson would say about this. details