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Gifts to eat and drink, or to help you eat and drink.
Made from the same candy used for those candy bracelets we used to wear. No fat or sodium, and only 60 calories! Goes great with the
Hipster types usually know all about the good takeout places near them. This will make that easier. details
On the outside, a Bible; on the inside, a compartment storing a hip flask. Excellent for Christian emergencies. details
These detailed, Christmas-themed jelly candy Simpson-kabobs are over nine inches long and look pretty tasty. details
The serpentine wall shape of the All Edges Brownie Pan conducts heat better than your average baking pan resulting in more even cooking. The crazy shape also gives each piece two yummy edges,and that's where the concentrated brownie love is. details
Get it? Can-camouflage? Re-usable Peski, Skunkpiss, Risk, and that good ol' Mountain Spew covers for other things you may be drinking from a can. details
Fry normal stuff like French Fries, fish, or donuts, or weird stuff like pickles and Snickers bars. Anything's possible! details
Get your friends drunk scientifically. Goes great with an
This tasty bubblegum looks like meatballs. As product mascot Manny the Meatball tells us, "Atsa chewy meatball." details
Made of stone in Vermont. Chill them with your freezer, then chill your drinks with them, without watering down your drinks like ice does. Despite their name, they're excellent for martinis, keeping them cold without bruising the gin. details
If the recipe says to heat the pan to 243 degrees Farenheit, what do you do? With this pan, you heat it until the thermometer in the handle says "243 F." Celsius too! details
It's like Fatima for your kitchen. Have a vision as part of this complete breakfast. details
As served by Moe, in a 22 oz. plastic mug. If you want brand identity, now you can identify with Homer, Barney, and the other fine folk of Springfield. Woo-hoo! details
Do you need to measure out something in the volume of half a human brain? The volume of body cells that die on a good day? The amount of water in a cumulus cloud the size of a bus? Then this measuring cup is for you. Also measure in cups and ounces. details
Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu are ready to go at it. Just add action! details
While designer types are making up silly new color names for the latest J. Crew catalog, they're secretly using a standardized numbering system called the
An Elvis salt and pepper set would be one thing, but a church-shaped set is really one of the coolest Elvis things we've seen. details
Does someone you know heart drinking? If giving as a gift, put something top shelf inside. details
This ceramic, double-walled, dishwasher safe coffee cup looks like a paper cup, complete with lid, but isn't one. details
Candy hearts, but with depressing legends like MUTUAL DISGUST and DOG IS CUTER. details
Perhaps you worry that drinking Pinot Noir instead of beer makes you look a touch less manly? Forget those worries once you get the most badass wine opener ever. It's basically a set of brass knuckles, only made of steel, which is even better. Not recommended for the carry-on luggage when flying—although technically the TSA
No more tears! At least, no more when cutting onions. Protect your eyes from onion fumes with these goggles. details
Store your knives violently. And the knives are included! Also available in chrome and black. details
One moment you’re innocently enjoying some nigiri, the next moment you’re squinting, wincing and reaching for the sake. With these Wasabi Gumballs you don’t have to go out for sushi to experience that intense explosion of pleasure/pain. details
Ice cube tray makes four ocean liner and four iceberg cubes for disaster-themed drinks. Just add gin, Leo DiCaprio, and Kate Winslet; hold the Celine Dion. details
It's like training wheels for chopsticks, helping kids learn how to use them. Available in pink and red. details
Abandon hope all ye who don't get this excellent cinammon candy! The tin alone is worth the price. details
Seven kinds of caffeine candy, each helping you stay up to try the others. details
No more need to pass the salt—just wind the little white guy up and send him walking robotically across the table. Then turn him upside down and pour salt out of his robot head. Same with the pepper. details
Now, when the recipe says "Add sodium chloride" to taste, you'll know what to reach for. details
As you drink your drink, they ominously move down toward the bottom of your glass. details
Cook perfect pasta quickly and easily, right in your microwave. Who wants to go to all the trouble of boiling water? Cook, drain, serve and even store—all in the same pot. The wonders don't stop there; it also comes with an expander ring for cooking two different foods at once. Comes with strainer, storage lid, steam ring and cookbook. details
Holdin'! Smokin'! Ready! Contains the energy of a fully charged Proton Pack. Who ya gonna call? details
In a very elegant design. Also available: "Football is Gay," "Freakin' Magical Unicorn" and many other hilarious gum boxes. details
Now your drinking games can be 8-bit drinking games. Shot glasses for Asteroids, Centipede, Pong, Breakout, Missile Command, and Battle Zone. details
Try the fart-inducing lollipop! Or the garlic, smelly feet, or mustard flavored candy! Or the fake beer or cola—mix them with water and it looks real, but (in the words of the vendor) "tastes like crap." Several more gross choices available. details
If you're going to a concert or sporting event where you want to bring alcohol but they won't let you, but they will let you bring binoculars, then bring a Barnocular, filled with your favorite beverage. Wink wink. details
A zombie torso crawls from the ooze—in your choice of delicious flavors! details
"HELLO This Drink Belongs To:" Or you could get a tiny bracelet for the stem of your wine glass with an Eiffel Tower charm. As if. details
Remember those Dyno label makers where you would turn a wheel to pick each letter and print raised words on a sticker? This is like that, but for gum instead of stickers! Three gum flavors available. details
This 8" stainless chef's knife has a fired-on, food-safe design of: bloodstains! Comes with a gift box and an "evidence" tag. Great when making dinner for your vegetarian friends. details
Eighteen reusable party picks suitable for holding fancy hors d'oeuvres together, olives in martinis, or of course cocktail weiners. Bent nail look makes them even more appealing. details
Make your French toast really, really French by burning in this excellent picture of the Eiffel Tower. Ooh la la! No one will dare call it "freedom toast" after that. details
Only looks like duct tape, so it won't taste like actual duct tape. For that extra hipster effect, refer to it as your gaffer tape mug. details
Sunflower seeds have protein, vitamin E, zinc, and iron—and now they have caffeine, taurine (like Red Bull), lysine, and ginseng! Part of this balanced breakfast. details
Looks great in the kitchen, and actually works for tenderizing meat, grating ginger and garlic, and sharpening knives. It's pretty much the same thing that Wilma Flintstone used. details
An assortment of candy from the seventies: Bubblicious, Pop Rocks, Sour Patch Kids, Razzles, and more. 10-4, good buddy! details
This dishwasher, freezer, microwave, and oven safe pan makes cake layers that look like pieces of bread so that you can, you know, make a cake that looks like a big sandwich. Includes recipe for the peanut-butter and jelly cake pictured. And you've gotta love the name "Cakewich." details
Set of two shot glasses is each 1.5 ounces and very easy to safely pack into tight corners. You never have to be without a shot glass again! details
It's the 12 shots of Christmas! Each features a different holiday image such as Santa, a Candy Cane, Rudolph, etc. Make sure to make lots of knowing references to holiday "spirits" and Christmas "cheer." details
The box and gummy-bear like candy are both heart-shaped, but the candy is shaped like a human heart. Eat your heart out! details
Turn the top row of cubes and ground pepper comes out of one and ground salt comes out of the other. And, what a design statement for your dining room table! details
Pass the Courvosier. Customized with your favorite letter of the alphabet. details
Jane and Michael Stern's classic work on cool local food wherever you happen to be. (Hint: no fancy restaurants or national fast food chains are included.). USA Today called it "a bible for motorists seeking mouth-watering barbecue or homemade pie," and People magazine called it "a cross-country culinary guide that should be stashed in every food lover’s glove compartment." details
It's a belt buckle! No, it's a beer bottle opener! Hey, wait—it's both! Just one of several belt buckle/bottle openers available. details
Technically not a spork, because the spoon and fork parts are at opposite ends, but it has a knife part too, so it covers a lot of bases. Nice choice of colors. And, as you may have already guessed, it's Scandinavian. details
An assortment of candy from the sixties: Neccos, Smarties, Dots, Wax Lips, Candy Necklace, Red Hots, and more. Groovy! details
Just like in the Harry Potter books and movies, you've got your normal flavors such as grape jelly and cherry and your more offbeat flavors such as pickle and ear wax. Flavor chart included for the less brave of you. details