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Gifts to eat and drink, or to help you eat and drink.
An apron with KISS's bass player doing that tongue thing he does. details
It's a belt buckle! No, it's a beer bottle opener! Hey, wait—it's both! Just one of several belt buckle/bottle openers available. details
Jane and Michael Stern's classic work on cool local food wherever you happen to be. (Hint: no fancy restaurants or national fast food chains are included.). USA Today called it "a bible for motorists seeking mouth-watering barbecue or homemade pie," and People magazine called it "a cross-country culinary guide that should be stashed in every food lover’s glove compartment." details
Try the fart-inducing lollipop! Or the garlic, smelly feet, or mustard flavored candy! Or the fake beer or cola—mix them with water and it looks real, but (in the words of the vendor) "tastes like crap." Several more gross choices available. details
It's like Fatima for your kitchen. Have a vision as part of this complete breakfast. details
When he recorded there, it was called the Memphis Recording Service, and it wasn't actually renamed "Sun Studio" until 1987 to make it easier for tourists to find it, and he acquired the guitar on the left over a year after his last session at the studio, but these salt and pepper shakers are still pretty cool. details
Duffman thrusts in the direction of the Duff Energy Drink 4 Pack! So get this drink and get ready for some Duff love! Oh Yeah! details
Remember those Dyno label makers where you would turn a wheel to pick each letter and print raised words on a sticker? This is like that, but for gum instead of stickers! Three gum flavors available. details
This remote control buggy carries two beers, saving you many trips. "Honey! Could you get out a pair of Rolling Rocks? I'm sending the beer buggy in!" details
Pass the Courvosier. Customized with your favorite letter of the alphabet. details
Candy hearts, but with depressing legends like MUTUAL DISGUST and DOG IS CUTER. details
Sunflower seeds have protein, vitamin E, zinc, and iron—and now they have caffeine, taurine (like Red Bull), lysine, and ginseng! Part of this balanced breakfast. details
Eight kinds of caffeine candy, each helping you stay up to try the others. details
A machine that makes fresh doughnuts. "Dispenses, forms, fries and drains in under a minute." Just picture the low groan that Homer Simpson would make. details
It's like training wheels for chopsticks, helping kids learn how to use them. Available in pink and red. details
Drink up, then get an eyeful. His and hers sets available. (Or his and... never mind.) details
According to the vendor, "This easy-to-use microwave bacon cooker holds bacon above the fat...not in it...for delicious bacon that's healthier with less fat and cholesterol than pan-fried bacon." Complete with "cool-grip handle." Cool indeed! details
Fry normal stuff like French Fries, fish, or donuts, or weird stuff like pickles and Snickers bars. Anything's possible! details
"HELLO This Drink Belongs To:" Or you could get a tiny bracelet for the stem of your wine glass with an Eiffel Tower charm. As if. details
Hang out with the boys at Moe's, drinking some Duff! And listen to their voices coming out of the handle. details
Won't she be impressed when you pull two glasses, some gin, a little container with vermouth and some olives, a tumbler, and a strainer out of this! details
All the tools a guy needs: a hammer and a bottle opener! Like an American version of the Swiss Army Knife, only without the knife. details
Anarchy in the UK! Baloney and cheese on white bread with a banana and three Oreos in a Baggie! Now it all makes sense. details
Bottles, recipes, spices. Simple to complex recipes. details