Made of stone in Vermont. Chill them with your freezer, then chill your drinks with them, without watering down your drinks like ice does. Despite their name, they're excellent for martinis, keeping them cold without bruising the gin. details

On their breaks, they're typing "Hamlet." details

Spell anything you want in ice... or Jell-O or butter! details

Ice cube tray makes four ocean liner and four iceberg cubes for disaster-themed drinks. Just add gin, Leo DiCaprio, and Kate Winslet; hold the Celine Dion. details

Talk about cool: this holds 12 bottles or 18 cans, but isn't a completely fake boombox, because it has speakers that will let you blast beats from your MP3 player for up to 8 hours. Uses AA batteries. details

There are many ways to listen to recorded music, but the true hipster puts 7" 45 RPM vinyl at the top of his precious list. These coasters look a bit like old soul records, which is something else that true hipsters get all worked up about. details

Opens bottles and stores 2 GB of data. You'll truly be ready for anything. details

Get your friends drunk scientifically. details

This ceramic, double-walled, dishwasher safe coffee cup looks like a paper cup, complete with lid, but isn't one. details