Maybe it's a Cheerio, maybe it's a Fruit Loop, maybe it's an Apple Jack but it's in solid sterling silver, so you'll never know. Wrapped in a nice gift box! details

By Anaïs Nin. We like our porn nice and classy. And that umlaut over the "i" in her name—ooh la la! details

Seven inches wide when inflated, so not even that mini, but nice and compact in its nice tin before inflation, making it a very convenient gift. details

That distinctive smell, available in a spray bottle. An actual Hasbro product, not some clever boutique thing; they say that it's "meant for highly-creative people, who seek a whimsical scent reminiscent of their childhood." details

Sterling silver pendant of a caffeine molecule on a silver chain. Designed by a wayward Ph.D. post-grad in molecular biophysics. details

Choose from six handmade plush dolls: Wage, Wedgehead, Worm, Ox, Big Toe and Peaco. All cute, all ugly. Half of them have scary eyes; the rest have a scary eye. details

Jeffrey Osborne put it best: "On the wings of loooooove..." No batteries necessary, because it's solar-powered. And, as you can see, the wings flap. details