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Cool Christmas gifts, funny Christmas gifts. Or just take the advice of Bill Murray in "Scrooged": "Towel, towel, towel."

Cookies that you make with these excellent cookie cutters will silently sneak up and kill regular gingerbread men in the dead of night. Each approximately 4 inches by 3 inches. details

With this clever costume, people will mistake your auto for a reindeer. Complete with red nose. details

3.5" wide and cut from recycled motherboards. details

Not available in any Hallmark store. (It's actually called "Yule Doo," but we have to draw the line with bad puns somewhere.) Comes with a red and green satin ribbon to hang from. Unscented. details

You control the speed of the scanning eyes, whether they're red or blue, and whether it makes a creepy sound. (See excellent video.) details

Your basic Santa hat, but in black instead of red, and with BAH HUMBUG on the trim. Excellent for office Christmas parties. details

If Super Mario had a Christmas wreath, this would be it. 10.5" x 13" x 1.125", and requires two AA batteries to really sparkle. details

Wrapping paper for the geek in your life: equations, binary, Christmasbots, and more. details

That's "ABC" as in "Already Been Chewed." Make some very sad gingerbread men! details

It's on Rhino, so you know it's good. Eartha Kitt's "Santa Baby," Lena Horne, Miles Davis, Lionel Hampton, Pearl Bailey, Louis Armstrong and someone we've never heard of named John Greer with the excellent "(We Wanna See) Santa Claus Do the Mambo." Hipsters' Holidays indeed. details

Christmas tunes by John Lee Hooker, Lightning Hopkins, Sonny Boy Williajmson, Louis Jordan, and more. details