Not just fuzzy dice, but light up fuzzy dice. Also available: leopard skin fuzzy dice, shag steering wheel cover and rear-view mirror covers in vibrant colors, all kinds of stuff. Pimp that ride. details
Solar-powered fan thing keeps your car ventilated while it's parked on hot days. Or something. details
Eight kinds of caffeine candy, each helping you stay up to try the others. details
Elvis, cut off at the thighs (as a big fan of the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," the King would have appreciated this—"It's just a flesh wound!"), is perched on a radio that looks like it was made 20 years before the famous TV special. details
Try the fart-inducing lollipop! Or the garlic, smelly feet, or mustard flavored candy! Or the fake beer or cola—mix them with water and it looks real, but (in the words of the vendor) "tastes like crap." Several more gross choices available. details
Almost three feet tall, and apparently very accurate. "Calvarium is removable," whatever that means. details
At last, a really useful USB plugin. Plug it in and the dog gets busy. How busy? See the video. details
Aim and launch from your computer! Fifteen foot range! details
Filled with actual seashells and starfish, and it lights up when the seat is lifted—a powerful combination. Three AA batteries and blue toilet water not included. details
We don't think the man himself started wearing black this early. details
With one 8" speaker, you won't blow any windows out, but you also won't find a better coolness/price ratio in any other amp. (Don't miss the T-shirt.) details
"Contains one hundred mints that you can share with your apostles." details
Program it to move up or down one channel at a time, control volume or any other singular function you choose. Each time you pull the trigger, it makes a "gun fire" sound. Comes with a badge. If law enforcement officials come to your home, though, they probably won't think it's so funny; they can take your gun remote control away from you when they pry it from your cold, dead hand! details
The classic pedal steel brand. Excellent with a trucker hat for that faux redneck look! details
Three balls with two bright LEDs each "that create dazzling light patterns when you play." Various settings possible, including one that inspired its maker to trademark the term DISCO™. details