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Look, the vendor gave it the name "Jesus/Pharoah" costume, not us, but this costume's ability to pull double duty really adds to its value. With beard: Jesus! Without: Pharoah! Great for one-man shows. details

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Glow-in-the-dark skulls help you tell your keys apart. Set of six different colors. details

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Was Massachusetts Bay Colony governor John Winthrop a communitarian, a Christlike Christian, or conformity’s tyrannical enforcer? Answer: Yes! Was Rhode Island’s architect, Roger Williams, America’s founding freak or the father of the First Amendment? Same difference. What does it take to get that jezebel Anne Hutchinson to shut up? A hatchet. details

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Make ice cubes shaped like brains. Four brains per mold—something you don't see often in a product description. details

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The serpentine wall shape of the All Edges Brownie Pan conducts heat better than your average baking pan resulting in more even cooking. The crazy shape also gives each piece two yummy edges,and that's where the concentrated brownie love is. details

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We're sure that this is all properly licensed with EPE, but it has the weird edge of Elvis folk art. Check out the intense stare of the Elvis on the right. At four feet by five feet, this could really work as a tapestry. details

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For the gangsta geek. Rhodium plating, and just crusty with cubic zirconia. details

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Don't you hate when you go to the bank and see that someone has taken the pen? Now you can be that person. Or at least look like one, complete with working evidence. details

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Just look at the picture. How great are these? Works with black lights as well. 12 pieces. details

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A cool, old-fashioned, working lighter—that holds 8 GB of data via its USB port. details

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Losing track of which friends borrowed which books? Keep track the old fashioned way. And remember, Batgirl was a librarian. details

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This must-have for the part-time badass is now available for kids! Grandma and grandpa will just flip out. details

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Available in men's and women's sizes, and as a hoodie. details

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3/4 size, also available in black, which may look cooler, but red Strats can look cool too. details

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The Hindu destroyer god tells you the time from your wrist forever and ever, or at least until you need a new battery. details

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Not a cute rat, but a mean one, with glowing eyes. And textured skin! details

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Or.... is it? Available in men's and women's sizes. details

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Joey, Johnny, Dee Dee, and Marky (the sunglasses suggest Tommy, but it looks more like Marky's hair) as 3.75" tall teddy bears. details

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Set of 3 almost 4" wide. If you charge them up and drop them on someone who used to play a lot of Space Invaders while they're trying to sleep, they'll find it very memorable. details

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With a 9 and a 3 like that, you don't need any other numbers. details

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Looks great in any cubicle, especially when they turn the lights out. You can arrange them in little dioramas, perhaps with the Horrified B-Movie Victim Action Figures! details

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