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Lighted fuzzy dice image

Not just fuzzy dice, but light up fuzzy dice. Also available: leopard skin fuzzy dice, shag steering wheel cover and rear-view mirror covers in vibrant colors, all kinds of stuff. Pimp that ride. details

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Auto Vent II image

Solar-powered fan thing keeps your car ventilated while it's parked on hot days. Or something. details

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On Boxing image

It's about boxing, but it's by Joyce Carol Oates! details

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Caffeine Candy Sampler v7.0 image

Eight kinds of caffeine candy, each helping you stay up to try the others. details

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Elvis Comeback Special figurine image

Elvis, cut off at the thighs (as a big fan of the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," the King would have appreciated this—"It's just a flesh wound!"), is perched on a radio that looks like it was made 20 years before the famous TV special. details

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Gross candy gags image

Try the fart-inducing lollipop! Or the garlic, smelly feet, or mustard flavored candy! Or the fake beer or cola—mix them with water and it looks real, but (in the words of the vendor) "tastes like crap." Several more gross choices available. details

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Mr. Thrifty Skeleton image

Almost three feet tall, and apparently very accurate. "Calvarium is removable," whatever that means. details

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USB humping dog image

At last, a really useful USB plugin. Plug it in and the dog gets busy. How busy? See the video. details

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USB Missile Launcher image

Aim and launch from your computer! Fifteen foot range! details

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LED sea shell toilet seat image

Filled with actual seashells and starfish, and it lights up when the seat is lifted—a powerful combination. Three AA batteries and blue toilet water not included. details

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"Baby in Black" Johnny Cash baby bodysuit image

We don't think the man himself started wearing black this early. details

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Vox Pathfinder 15w Guitar Combo Amp image

With one 8" speaker, you won't blow any windows out, but you also won't find a better coolness/price ratio in any other amp. (Don't miss the T-shirt.) details

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Last Supper After Dinner Mints image

"Contains one hundred mints that you can share with your apostles." details

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Gun remote control image

Program it to move up or down one channel at a time, control volume or any other singular function you choose. Each time you pull the trigger, it makes a "gun fire" sound. Comes with a badge. If law enforcement officials come to your home, though, they probably won't think it's so funny; they can take your gun remote control away from you when they pry it from your cold, dead hand! details

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Sho-Bud black T-shirt image

The classic pedal steel brand. Excellent with a trucker hat for that faux redneck look! details

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Astrojax blue diamond image

Three balls with two bright LEDs each "that create dazzling light patterns when you play." Various settings possible, including one that inspired its maker to trademark the term DISCO™. details

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White band/white bubble face Elite iced out watch image

"...with mad bling and 3 faux chronographs and big pimp numbers." Also available with a red band. details

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