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Abandon hope all ye who don't get this excellent cinammon candy! The tin alone is worth the price. details
Available as fake holes in the windshield or in your car's body. details
As its cover describes it, "The legendary underground classic of Hollywood's darkest and best kept secrets." A classic of hardcore dirt. details
Complete with blue suede cover (get it?) and a picture of Elvis pouting. Press the various buttons to hear him say "Hi this is Elvis Presley," "Honey, you can have anything I've got," "Whoa!" "Just hang loose for a minute," "Thank you, thank you very much," and "Elvis has left the building." We assume that the last one isn't his voice. details
Looks great in any cubicle, especially when they turn the lights out. You can arrange them in little dioramas, perhaps with the
You can try to line up your knuckle and thumbtip, or you can use this and really hit your target. And it's pocket-sized! details
Now you can have the mysterious, ancient stone heads staring at you all the time. Tallest is a little over two inches, but as the vendor says, "head size varies." Sweet! details
Before there was Robbie, there was Evel—the man who inspired thousands of backyard plywood bicycle jumps, and the occasional broken bone. Send him and his gyro-powered cycle off of one of the two stunt ramps, through the Hoop of Fire, into the breakaway brick wall, or wherever you like. details
1 and 2 and 3 and 4, really big drumsets, an obnoxious Eurotrash accent... Everything you need to master Complicated Drumming Technique. details
Jesus is "the light of the world" (John 8:12) and now He'll help you find the front door lock in the dark. Keychain comes with LED flashlight. And guess what kind of fish He has on His robe! details
Have you seen... me? Also available as a
Show someone that you love them with all of your heart (lamp). "Touch any part of the lamp and the electric currents will attract themselves to your finger like magic... Red phosphor highlights the valves and veins while electric arcs pulse through the red glass globe." details
This 68 Comeback Special Elvis cuckoo clock is amazing standing still, but when it's actually working, he comes out of the little doors at the top at the beginning of each hour to sing Hound Dog, Don't Be Cruel, Blue Suede Shoes, or Love Me Tender. Crafted of solid wood with rich black finish. It's just so... details