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The Hindu destroyer god tells you the time from your wrist forever and ever, or at least until you need a new battery. details

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Seven inches wide when inflated, so not even that mini, but nice and compact in its nice tin before inflation, making it a very convenient gift. details

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With this clever costume, people will mistake your auto for a reindeer. Complete with red nose. details

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It's about boxing, but it's by Joyce Carol Oates! details

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A perfectly normal plain mug—but as you're finishing up your coffee—the last little bit forms an image on the bottom—it's a BVM! The Blessed Virgin Mary! It's a minor miracle! details

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The vendor calls it a "Flipper guitar spatula," but just look at it: it's a Strat. (Interested in a small Squire real one?) 100% silicone, tested up to 500 degrees, perfect for pancakes, burgers, and anything that needs to be cooked in a hot pan and occasionally flipped. details

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If a tree fell at Graceland... they would cut it up and sell little pieces of it. And now you can own one! Framed, with a certificate of authenticity and photo of said fallen tree. details

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Someone needs a happy clown? A sad clown? A nasty clown? Keep this in your glove compartment and you'll be ready for anything. details

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7" plate has plush wiener schnitzel, with a side of fries, a slice of lemon, and some ketchup. details

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Add 3 AAA batteries, shake it, and it beats just like a real heart, without the mess. If you could store this inside of a teddy bear, people would freak when you pulled it out. details

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Opens bottles and stores 2 GB of data. You'll truly be ready for anything. details

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Great civil rights pioneer, great historian, great beanie doll. details

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Remember those Dyno label makers where you would turn a wheel to pick each letter and print raised words on a sticker? This is like that, but for gum instead of stickers! Three gum flavors available. details

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Now we know how cavemen pointed at individual bullets in their PowerPoint presentations five thousand years ago. And now you can have one of the same excellent laser pointers! details

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Poor St. Sebastian: filled with arrows for his faith, and later called by the impeccable Wikipedia "plausibly the earliest gay icon." Now his suffering can join yours as you do your sewing with this 8 1/2" tall pincushion. details

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No more need to pass the salt—just wind the little white guy up and send him walking robotically across the table. Then turn him upside down and pour salt out of his robot head. Same with the pepper. details

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The enternal struggle between rock, paper, and scissors comes to a stalemate. Available in men's, women's, and kid's sizes. And hoodies! details

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If you're too young to remember these excellent cold cereal mascots from the early seventies, check out this excellent YouTube video of one of the ads. Choose from Count Chocula, Frankenberry, and Boo Berry. details

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The "spray" can emits UV light, and when you spray images on the special 24" x 24" sheet that comes with it, you'll make a glowing picture. Spray up close for tighter lines, spray over stencils... just like with spray paint, only with light. Very impressive at parties. details

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Iced out and heavy gold plated. Just look at how it sparkles. details

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Are your zombies lonely? Maybe they need some cute little brain-eating companions. details

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